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**Jonny** · December 16, 2006, 17:08

And ze rules, for reference:

Each player starts with 3 cities, and may perform 1 order each turn. Orders should be sent to the GM through PM.

(When orders has been sent, please post a “sent” msg in the thread, to make sure the GM has received the order).

If you don’t send any orders for a turn, you won't be auto-set to do something (The GM won't deflect for you, the GM won't do anything for you... ), and since the GM posts a msg from time to time in the forum about who still needs to send orders, people can see who’s open for nuking, so be sure to send them. You can send the GM a default order, if you wish, but I recommend that you send a queue.

If you don’t send your orders, there will be consequences, unless you can come up with a good reason BEFORE you’re missing your orders (i.e. if you’re going on vacation tell us BEFORE you leave, not when you get home)

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# of turns missed: Consequences:
1: nothing
2: You’ll lose one city this round
3: You’ll lose two cities this round
4: ---------you get Wasted--------
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Each turn takes about 24 hours. If the GM has received all orders before time runs out, the turn has ended and he'll post the results early.

You will be able to change your orders up until one hour before the end of the turn.

Spy missions don't count as orders: e.g. you can sabotage an enemy and nuke him in the same turn. Each player starts with zero spies. You can send out multiple spies per turn if you have them.

Orders:

Launch Nukes:
The player can launch two nukes. The nukes can be launched at different players or they can be launched to the same player, depending on preference.

Stockpile Nukes: *
When stockpiling nukes you can launch 2-4 nukes instead of 2 at a time. You can't stockpile stockpiled nukes, the max # of nukes is 4. You don't have to use the stockpiled nukes the following turn. If you've got stockpiled nukes and want to nuke someone, but also keep the stockpiled nukes, you may.

Deflect: *
When deflecting nukes to a certain player, every second nuke to arrive that turn will be deflected to another player (Which has to be included in the orders). The nukes which get deflected is: 1, 3, 5… while 2, 4, 6… will hit

Hide in bunker: *
Each player starts with one bunker. When used, ALL nukes fired at you are destroyed (Not deflected), and all spies sent against you are killed (caught by the guards). After one use, the bunker is unavailable, unless rebuilt.

Build a Bunker: *
Gives you another bunker to use (up to a max of 2).

Train a new spy: *
Just like it sounds. (No-one starts with any spies) Up to a maximum of 3.

Build City:
You get one extra city. (No more than 5 cities can be built, this is not ICS).

Sabotage (Spy):
When using sabotage on another player, the other players orders will be cancelled. This kills the spy used. Sabotage does not work on bunkers; stockpiled nukes launches that are sabotaged lose the stockpile involved.

All orders marked with a * sign shall be referred to as "unknown projects" unless they specifically come into play that turn.

If you post a "sent" msg in the thread, but the GM doesn't recieve any orders, he'll auto-set you to whatever you want your 'default' orders to be - send them with your first orders (Of course he'll send you a msg that he didn't recieve your orders)

The only orders that can be combined are Sabotage with any other order. Stockpile cannot be combined with deflect, for instance.

**Hercules** · December 16, 2006, 22:55

Sent

**Leirosa** · December 17, 2006, 14:22

sent

**Skanky Burns** · December 17, 2006, 17:49

Sent.

**Jonny** · December 18, 2006, 14:36

5/8. Update in 24 hours.

**Jonny** · December 19, 2006, 13:50

6/8, just an hour or two left to go. LordShiva and Tassi are about to be UDWOTed.

**Nubclear** · December 19, 2006, 15:30

lol i cant use apolytons PM service LOL
lol check eventis LOL

**Jonny** · December 19, 2006, 15:35

Updating NOW.

**Jonny** · December 19, 2006, 15:47

Turn 1: The Mushroom Cloud Seen 'Round the World
Seven of the warlords hoped that it would take a while for the hostilities to begin, allowing them time for the inevitable fight to the DEATH. Several went on a building spree: Skanky Burns multiplied his empire with the city of Bunny, EPW excited the senses with Tastes, while Tassi built the proud city of Lazy. Three other warlords worked on Absolutely Double Top Secret Secret Projects, while one ruler -- LordShiva -- brazenly did absolutely nothing at all.

And there was peace. Well, almost.

joncha, as it turned out, had other plans. He fired two nukes at the leader formerly known as Comrade Tassadar, now known by the shorter Tassi. The Mauritanian National Anthem had just started playing in the streets of Lazy when it was swiftly vaporized, as was St. Petersburg.

The war was on.

Code:

The World As It Stands, Turn 1

Name Cities
LordShiva WTF, Is, Eventis
joncha GeoModder, Maniac, Comrade Tassadar
Skanky Burns Lemon, Red, Calculator, Bunny
Leirosa Flying Pig, Flying Cow, Flying Pig-Cow that goes Moooooooo
EPW In, and, Out, Tastes
Hercules Ars, enal, Henry
Tassi Petrograd, Leningrad
Lord Nuclear Zionist, Operated, Government

Orders due within 48 hours.

**Skanky Burns** · December 19, 2006, 18:26

Sent.

**Jonny** · December 22, 2006, 01:16

6/8. I'm already 10 hours late, so it's UDWOT time once again...

**Jonny** · December 22, 2006, 01:45

Turn 2: Three and Out

joncha had Tassadar right where he wanted him: weak and in a corner. With only two bases left and not a stockpile in sight, there was nothing he could do to kill joncha while he killed him. The Comrade launched two nukes at joncha as he watched joncha's two nukes fly toward him, but it did nothing but give him a little satisfaction while he died. (joncha and Tassi launch two nukes at each other.)

joncha immediately set to throwing a party to celebrate the downfall of his pesky Commie nemesis. But the celebrations were short-lived, as the most-appropriately named Lord Nuclear fired 2 nukes at joncha's one remaining city, ending the holiday festivities with a brilliant bang.

On the other side of the continent, things were heating up too, as the quiet Leirosa fired a salvo of four nukes at Hercules, wiping his newly-built city Thierry, along with his three others, out in a single blow.

Meanwhile, Skanky quietly built another city, Stamp, and merely watched the nuclear fireworks from afar. EPW declared the day a state holiday, and let his workers have the day off, accomplishing nothing. LordShiva was absent for a second time in a row, and his city Eventis was abandoned as his people began to fear the lack of leadership.

Code:

The World As It Stands, Turn 2

Name Cities
LordShiva WTF, Is
joncha Wasted
Skanky Burns Lemon, Red, Calculator, Bunny, Stamp
Leirosa Flying Pig, Flying Cow, Flying Pig-Cow that goes Moooooooo
EPW In, and, Out, Tastes
Hercules Wasted
Tassi Wasted
Lord Nuclear Zionist, Operated, Government

Deadline for orders is the 26th due to Christmas and such, but I'll update earlier if I have everyone's.

**Hercules** · December 22, 2006, 09:36

Shucks.

**Hercules** · December 22, 2006, 17:00

I guess that was a 'Woman's Wrath' getting in early.

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