FG: Nuclear War 38 - lol we found the WoMDs LOL!

[Nubclear]

ROUND 1

When it was announced that all the nations of the world had completed successful nuclear weapons programs, there were massive protests everywhere.
"Down with Nuclear Weapons!" Greenpeace demanded.

Whoha listened - well, half listened anyway. In a live television announcement, he announced that he would be cutting his nuclear stockpile by two - shortly after, the cities of Green and Brown Banana went up in smoke, leaving Princess Leirosa with nothing to eat but moldy bananas

Joncha and Jonny focused on more peaceful initiatives by building innovative new cities. Jonny built Africa to attract roving bands of adoption-seeking celebrities, and Joncha built the city of Tyra Banks in order to house the aformentioned abomination.

The Skanky Union and the Most Serene Republic of Leirosa commented naught on the issues of the day, and Chaunk defiled his Lord through nonaction.

1. Skanky Burns - Brutix, Dominix, Thorax
2. Leirosa - Green Banana, Brown Banana, Moldy Banana
3. Chaunk - Pyongsong, Nampho, Kimchaek
4. Jonny - America, Europe, Asia, Africa
5. Whoha - crater1, depression2, holeintheground3
6. joncha - Mauritania, Creutzfeldt-Jakob, Ovaltine, Tyra Banks

You have TWO days to submit ye olde orders! Certain people will face grave consequences should they fail to do so.

[Skanky Burns]

w00t, game on!

[Nubclear]

People who question whether this is game 37 or 38 shall face nuclear hellfire.

[Whoha]

sent.

[joncha]

Sent.

[Leirosa]

sent

[Jonny]

Sent.

[Nubclear]

Round 2

The test of the Whohaian nuclear programme against Leirosa met with swift international condemnation in the form of 4 nukes from the Skanky Union and 4 nukes from the Most Serene Republic of Leirosa. The latest Whohaian People's Census indicates that the population of cockroaches has skyrocketed.

Before his land was completely and utterly PWND, however, High Comrade Whoha performed one last act as head of government: He sent two nukes to Chaunk, resulting in the destruction of Nampho and Pyongsong (not to be confused with Pyongyang). Reports indicate that Whoha died while playing a fiddle.

Chaunk, being the opporitunist, saw a chance to eliminate a long-held rivalry with Leirosa by sending 2 nukes to her final city, Moldy Banana, finally ending the reign of pseudophallophilia in the Most Serene Republic.

Joncha and Jonny, once again, looked toward more peaceful means of dominating the world. Jonny set up the colony of Australia to reduce rampant crime in Proper USJ, and Joncha continued his attempt to revitalise the economy by building Flavor Flav, which has become Jonchastan's #1 Television Programme.

1. Skanky Burns - Brutix, Dominix, Thorax
2. Leirosa - Green Banana, Brown Banana, Moldy Banana
3. Chaunk - Pyongsong, Nampho, Kimchaek
4. Jonny - America, Europe, Asia, Africa, Australia
5. Whoha - crater1, depression2, holeintheground3
6. joncha - Mauritania, Creutzfeldt-Jakob, Ovaltine, Tyra Banks, Flavor Flav

Go ahead and send in what you desire to see happen

[Skanky Burns]

I only desire world peace.

[joncha]

Sent.

[Jonny]

Sent orders bYnw.

[Leirosa]

Now watch as we get 5 turns with nobody doing anything

[joncha]

It's a good thing turns are short, then.

[Nubclear]

Hi Chaunk This is your Lord speaking. Please send in ye olde orders, or your nation will regret it.

Thanks,
The LODR

[joncha]

UDWOT!!