FG: Nuclear War XXXIII - Virtually assured destruction

[Chaunk]

Day 16 - UDWOTery abounds

It seems that some of the sims were up late last night. Spaced Cowboy and Ljube went on a double date with two wonderful ladies they met last week. They were partying until the wee hours.

Unfortunatly for them, they over slept this morning. By quite a lot. A whole day in fact. If only they'd bought a better bed, then their energy levels would be higher, and they'd have been fine.

As it is they slept through the day and didn't send any orders to the system. They were UDWOTed.

Meanwhile, while Skanky was being secretive, Hercules was not. He was being unsecretive.

He decided the secretive was boring. He wanted public. Very very public.

He selected three of his largest nukes, and aimed them squarely at Skanky. Skanky was not impressed. Battleship, Industrial and Cruiser were all big important cities for him.

He spent the day crying in his hot tub, alone. Jonny's ex left him. She didn't like loser sims. Skanky was a loser.

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Skanky was being secretive.
Hercules sent three nukes to Skanky. He loses the cities of Cruiser, Battleship and Industrial.
Spaced and Ljube were UDWOTed for the first time each. Nothing bad happened to them.

Skanky Burns	Frigate	Mining Barge
Spaced Cowboy
Hercules	Cargo	Probe	Colony ship	Solar	Transport
Ljube	energy	xenofungus

Eliminated:
Joncha round 3
Fishsticks, Jaguar round 7
Jonny round 14
Snoopy round 15

[Ljube]

Orders coming soon.

[Ljube]

Orders sent.

[Spaced Cowboy]

ssent

[joncha]

Ljube will surely win now. You let him hang around far too long.

[Skanky Burns]

Sent.

[Spaced Cowboy]

Ha, I posted sent without even seeing that there was an update....I actually thought I got it in on time.

[Chaunk]

And then there were three.

Day 17

Today was a strange day by all accounts. Indeed, it was the first time in a while that a new city has been successfully built. Ljube built the city of Freshwater Sea, much to his surprise.

Skanky and Spaced, perhaps at the shock of seeing a new base, refused to tell anyone what they were doing.

Hercules though did nothing. At all.

His people cried in disgust. They wanted leadership, not inaction!

All Hercules cities self destructed in simultanious riots. He is eliminated from the game.

"Boring!" Greg screamed at the screen in front of him. "You're supposed to be killing each other, not yourselves! Stop being so secretive and fight!"

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Hercules was UDWOTed for the fourth time and loses all his bases. He is eliminated.
Spaced and Skanky were being secretive.
Ljube built the city of Freshwater Sea.

Skanky Burns	Frigate	Mining Barge
Spaced Cowboy
Ljube	energy	xenofungus	Freshwater Sea

Eliminated:
Joncha round 3
Fishsticks, Jaguar round 7
Jonny round 14
Snoopy round 15
Hercules round 17

[joncha]

Ljube's march continues!

[Ljube]

I can only win if everybody else self destructs in Hercules style.

Orders sent.

[Spaced Cowboy]

schent.

[Hercules]

Ooops.

But I .........

[Skanky Burns]

Died.

Sent.

[Chaunk]

Early updates bYnw!

Day 18

Ever since losing his lovely red headed girl in Hercules' random attack, Skanky had been a little on edge. Today though, he went certifiably loopy. He started talking to himself, and was conviced he owned a pet DVD player. He'd even put a lead on it.

But then... A madman in this game is as sane as the next player. And equally able to launch attacks.

"Revenge! I will have my revenge!" screamed Skanky. "Hercules must die!"

"But he's already dead!" said Skanky back to Skanky.

"Gah! Then I'll attack someone, Spaced he'll do." grumbled Skanky.

And so he did. 3 of his nukes found their way into the hands of sim terrorists, and from there, into suitcases. They were smuggled into the cities of ; and via the sewage system. They were then detonated, destroying the cities.

Spaced Cowboy refused to comment, as did Ljube. They both had no comment to make on any of the events of the day in fact.

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Spaced and Ljube were being secretive.
Skanky sent 3 nukes to Spaced, who lost the cities of and .

Skanky Burns	Frigate	Mining Barge
Spaced Cowboy
Ljube	energy	xenofungus	Freshwater Sea

Eliminated:
Joncha round 3
Fishsticks, Jaguar round 7
Jonny round 14
Snoopy round 15
Hercules round 17

[joncha]

It's only Ljube or the cockroaches at this point. Serves you right for not listening to me.