FG: Nuclear War XXXI: The Christmas that Time Forgot

[Skanky Burns]

Sent.

[fishsticks]

Wow. For the record, coincidences have led to me being an utter fool. I came to this forum to backstab someone who listed accomplishments in "Mafia 40" in their away message, having found this in a google search. I discovered someone who I thought fit the bill, including having an identical location.
As such, my cities are the names of my siblings, so he can possibly figure it out when the last one is me. I also dropped hints in person based on who I thought he was.
Then I find that my friend is on a completely different forum, one that ALSO had just finished Mafia 40.
So now all of you are strangers, and I shall have to work twice as hard to win this game.


And for the last time, I'm not f*cking Jamski.

[Ljube]

So, your friend's not even on this forum?

[Spaced Cowboy]

Sent!

Oh so Jamski's on another forum playing Mafia....that explains it.

[Jonny]

Sent.

[Sparrowhawk]

Try to keep up, this one gets a bit confusing

Day 9:

Spaced was working on something, not sure what it was.

Hecules rebuilt the city of Camel.

Skanky didn't think much of the new Herculian city however and tried sending 3 Nukes at it and it's neighbours. He couldn't bring himself to push the button however and asked the nearest Canadian to help him out, as it turns out it was a friend of a friend, Joncha but he couldn't press the launch button either so no nukes were fired (Joncha spied Skanky).

While this was going on, fishsticks was sending a gift of his own to Skanky and destroyed the city of Santa Not to be outdone, Joncha sent 4 Nukes of his own, destroying the cities of Missile-Toe and teh Tree (again.........for the second time.......twice each )

Jaguar wanted to finish off the pesky Serbian and attempted to launch 4 Nukes at Ljube, but ended out getting 4 lumps of coal instead, courtesy of another Serbian visitor. But he would have the last laugh, as fishsticks second nuke killed the spy before destroying his last remaining city. Ljube's 2 other nukes destroyed it again.........and again after that .

And Ljube? Having been saved from the nukes of Jaguar, he was feeling pretty good about himself, until 3 Nukes, named Christmas Past (Chaunk), Christmas Present (Jaguar) and Christmas Future (Jonny) all arrived to destroy the U.S. Presidents and prevent them from becoming involved in the nuclear steriod controversy in MLB (note 3 Nukes launch at Ljube by Jonny).

GM: [b]Sparrowhawk[/b]

Players:

joncha - Cephalopoda, Nautilida, Sepiida, Teuthida, Sepidlida, Spirulida, Octopoda
Jonny - NFL, NHL, NBA, MLB, MLS, MLB, Premier League
fishsticks - Charles, Christopher, Kathryn, Carolyn, Andrea
Spaced Cowboy - Rudolph, Dancer, Prancer, Comet, Vixen
Hercules - Gourd, Incentives, Mirror, Camel, Donkey, Camel

Ljube - George Bush, George W. Bush, Ronald Reagan
Jaguar - Freeney, Mathis, Brock, Reagor, Simon, Tripplett
Skanky Burns - Santa, Elf, Rudolph, Missile-Toe, Teh Tree, Missile-Toe, teh Tree
snoopy369 - Christmas Past, Christmas Present, Christmas Future, Scrooge, Marley, Tiny Tim
Chaunk - Sprouts, Turkey, Yorkshire Puddings, Turkey with Cranberry Sauce,
            Loads of Gravy cos northern boys love gravy
Whoha - target1, target2, target3

Ljube, Skanky and Jaguar are eliminated.
If you can't be good, be good at being bad.

Now accepting orders for Day 10. 5 Remain (and for anyone keeping track, 3 on the bad list , 2 on the good ).

/me

Edit:
Straight Talk Summary:
Hercules built a city.
Spaced secret project.
Ljube sent 2 Nukes + a spy at Jaguar
Joncha sent 4 nukes + a spy to Skanky
Fishsticks sent 2 nukes, 1 to Skanky and 1 to Jaguar
Jonny sent 3 nukes at Ljube
Skanky tried to send 3 Nukes at Hercules but was spied by Joncha
Jaguar tried to send 4 Nukes at Ljube but was spied by Ljube

[Skanky Burns]

Revenge will be had.

[joncha]

Take that, evil Eventian!

[Sparrowhawk]

Originally posted by joncha
Take that, evil Eventian!

Not sure if intentional or not, but you are succeeding in making me rethink my Eventian position. I think this is the first time I recall one of the charter members of Eventis attacking another when there were non-eventians still in the game.

I might have to go back and reread the travesty of a "game" when Nuclear War was declared a ?six? way tie as all that was left was the eventians.

/me

[Ljube]

Skanky is not a real Eventian anyway. Not Jonchian Eventian at least.

[joncha]

ALL EVENTIANS ARE JONCHA EVENTIANS.

[Jaguar]

He's a Jaguar Eventian.

[Skanky Burns]

/me is a Skanky Bastard

That is all.

[fishsticks]

Sent.

[Sparrowhawk]

2 out of 5 in.



/me