Nice artists Blizzard!

[vee4473]

Now, i'm as in favor of sex and porn (and all the advertising clout that they deliver), but I gotta admit that I laughed my a** off when I opened my World of Warcraft box to find the following a*s staring me in the face.

I am now even more skeptical of the "population" I am to find in the game.


Why doesn't Blizzard just replace her gun with a di*do, bend her over, show wet, juicy camel toe and be done with the charade?



ok, now i'm REALLY off to try the game

[duke o' york]

In the future, all women will wear outfits like that! Even the fat, nasty ones.

[DrSpike]

Blizzard are very shrewd.

/me goes off to buy WoW.

[Skanky Burns]

That must really reduce her armour class.

[DrSpike]

Actually it's increased versus males. You have to circle around the back to take advantage of the weakness, and then you somehow get........distracted.

[Blake]

She needs a speech/thought bubble.
Something like "I'm sure I'm forgetting something".

[Elok]

I got the same booklet with StarCraft. This explains why the Terrans got in so much trouble in the war; they don't think to armor the one place aliens always probe FIRST!

[Skanky Burns]

Originally posted by DrSpike
Actually it's increased versus males. You have to circle around the back to take advantage of the weakness, and then you somehow get........distracted.

Presumably only against human males.

[DrSpike]

Not sure an orc or an elf could pass that up either. They have feelings too you know.

[Skanky Burns]

Everyone knows that elves aren't interested in procreation.

[DrSpike]

But they might be interested in behinds.

[Zevico]

That's the funniest thing I've seen in a long time.

[Elok]

Originally posted by Skanky Burns
Everyone knows that elves aren't interested in procreation.

Well, not in procreation, because who wants to spend a milennium raising a kid? I think the ancient magic of the highborn eldest is up to replicating a trojan though. Besides, if elf women were not meant to be screwed, they would not be played by Liv Tyler and Cate Blanchett, or those stripper-looking ones from World of Warcraft.

[Dis]

I don't remember that in my World of Warcraft box. Time to open that baby up again...

[Dis]

The funny thing is she gets the same armour class as a male fighter with full plate mail. . But with an ass like that, most enemies aren't aiming for that area. At least not with their weapons (but with their tools if you know what I mean- I'm sure you do)

or maybe she gets the same armour class because opponents are so distracted, the miss just as often as they would with a man in full plate mail.