February 3, 2008
By Chris Berman
Who would have thought the Houston Texans would be in the playoffs this year, not to mention the SUPERBOWL? In 2005 they won the Reggie Bush bowl, not the Superbowl ... and in 2006 they won the Brady Quinn bowl, only to trade the rights to him away for the offensive line of the Denver Broncos. A few free-agent signings later ... and a team that had gone a combined 3-29 over the previous two years, all of a sudden goes 12-4, wins the AFC south over the powerhouse Indianapolis Colts, and now when I say, They could go all the way, instead of finishing with to the draft room, I mean the Super Bowl ...
Taking them on, will be the amazing Chicago Bears. Rex, Brian, TJ, and Lance, along with 2006 rookie of the year CB Darrell Hunter, and 2007 surprise star TE Joe Newton smacked down opposing LBs on the way to a 1,000 yard receiving season, and led the way for TJ having a 1,800 yard rushing season. They Could Go All The Way indeed ... and after their miraculous 16-0 season, if they don't it will be a shame.
The Players:
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1. | DrSpike | Thomas Jones (CHI) |
2. | Skanky Burns | Reggie Bush(HOU) |
3. | Duke of York | David Carr(HOU) |
4. | Tuberski | Mushin Muhammad(CHI) |
5. | Fishsticks | Andre Johnson(HOU) |
6. | Jon Miller | Brian Urlacher(CHI) |
7. | Adagio | Lance Briggs(CHI) |
8. | Rah | Rex Grossman (CHI) |
9. | Rasputin | Mark Bradley (CHI) |
10. | Illuminatus | Jerome Mathis (HOU) |
11. | Nikolai | Matt Murphy (HOU) |
12. | Jonny | Kyle Vanden Bosch (HOU) |
13. | Reismark | Brian Kelly (HOU) |
14. | Hercules | Tommy Harris (CHI) |
15. | Chaunk | Joe Newton (CHI) |
16. | Joncha | Mike Brown (CHI) |
17. | Jaguar | Mike Doss (HOU) |
18. Spaced Cowboy | Kailee Wong (HOU) | |
19. | Sparrowhawk | Marcus Coleman (HOU) |
20. | Paddy the Scot | Adewale Ogunleye (CHI) |
21. Adrian Hon | Dunta Robinson (HOU) | |
22. | Civman2000 | Nathan Vasher (CHI) |
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