FG: NW 27 - Liquid Fission!

[snoopy369]

Liquid Fission: Round 6 - Hot Night in Atlanta

Round Six saw the largest soda consumption in history, since my last term paper. Jaguar saw two more root beers go down the tubes, thanks to Skanky once again, leaving only the original A&W; but that wasn't the half of it. Jonny saw not two, not four, but all five of his cokes go down the tubes - thanks to EPW and Atragon each drinking four. EPW ended up with the Diet Coke, as Atragon was concerned with the possible side-effects of Aspartame, particularly the fact that it is converted in your body to formaldehyde. Eww.

/me takes another drink of diet coke and continues writing ...

Speaking of side-effects, one partygoer who wasn't the least concerned with them was Sparrowhawk, who drank not only Blood and Heavy Water, but also Battery Acid and Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster. Ewww. Somehow, he staggered away and made it to the nearest purge facility in time, but Kassi was left with only a single drink on his tray.

Hercules took the time during this craziness to ask the now-bored bartender to pour him a Campari & Soda.

The remaining partiers hung out near the wall once more ...

 
 
[b] [size=+2] Liquid Fission: Round Six[/size][/b]  
 
  Jonny  
  WASTED!!!!!
  Jaguar  
  A&W  
 
   
 
   
  
 
  
  Sparrowhawk   
 
  Kokanee  
 
  Club  
 
    
 
  Canadian 
 
  Moosehead 
 
  Shogun Gunner   
  Sake  
  Fuzzy Navel 
  Mate  
  Asahi  
  Blue Hawaiian 
  Skanky Burns  
  Bourbon  
 
   
  Whiskey  
 
  Brandy  
  Port 
  EPW  
  Water  
 
 Orange Juice  
 
  Milk  
 
  Apple Cider 
 Prune Juice 
  Kassi  
    
 
 Moonshine 
   
   
   
 Hercules  
 
  Pimms  
 
  Tom Collins 
 
  Campari & Soda  
 
  Harvey Wallbanger 
 Tequila Sunrise 
  Atragon  
 
  Bathtub Gin  
 
  Isopropanol  
 
  Antifreeze  
 
  Drain Cleaner 
 L.A. Tap Water 
 
  Spaced Cowboy  
 
  Beer  
 
  Ale  
 
  Wine  
 
  Stout  
 Champagne 
 
  Lord Nuclear  
 
 WASTED!!!!! 
  Paramir  
 
  WASTED!!!!!   

[Jonny]

I'm deade.

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I sure hope there's nothing wrong with Aspartame. Of course, it looks as if it will be phased out eventually in favor of Splenda. (aka chlorinated sucrose)

[snoopy369]

Oh, the fermaldehyde breakdown is well-known and true. However, the amount of aspartame in diet coke is pretty tiny. It's not known exactly how well your body deals with fermaldehyde - as far as I know anyway - so that's where the question comes, when it's been around 50+ years and they start comparing blindness incidences over people who drank aspartame-dietcoke for their whole lives (Fermaldahyde causes blindness, in large amounts) ...

[Shogun Gunner]

sent

[Sparrowhawk]

Sent

/me

[snoopy369]

I shall try to update sometime tomorrow night or Weds morning (more likely). My work schedule is still all messed up, for new and interesting reasons each week (many having to do with covering for missing people )

4/9 btw.

[Kassiopeia]

Sent.

[Hercules]

Sent

[Skanky Burns]

My orders doth be in.

[snoopy369]

Missing Atragon and Jaguar.

[Tassadar500]

He's still on vacation, AFAIK.

[snoopy369]

Jag's posted in several other threads here and at l'event. He may be on vacation but I am missing him nonetheless ... also awaiting atragon anyway.

[Tassadar500]

Originally posted by snoopy369
Jag's posted in several other threads here and at l'event. He may be on vacation but I am missing him nonetheless ... also awaiting atragon anyway.

Yeah, that's what is strange. He's probably posting at a Cafe, and since he didn't send orders last turn, probably has forgotten to check this thread.

[snoopy369]

/me sent him teh PM :rage:

Ah well.

[Jaguar]

Just kill me off. I thought I had remembered all of my internet responsibilities, but I forgot about this one.

Oh, and I have no PMs from snoopy at either site.