FG: MAFIA 31: Nobel Laureates of Doom

[paramir]

bye guys, keep the heat on Reismark once i'm dead. k?

[Skanky Burns]

An update about now would be good...

[paramir]

why the sudden silence?

[Jon Miller]

yah, definitely time to continue the story....

Once more it was decided that apparent suicide, or maybe just an accident was the best way to do it. So the physicists put Josephson in the bath and threw in a radio connected to a nearby outlet. After his electrocution, they went to sleep.

The next morning found Gell-Mann lying in his bath tub. Apparently he had slipped and fallen and cracked open his head. He died before the paramedics arrived. Alferov pointed out that once more his nobel prize was missing. Taylor Jr. noticed that the bathtub was particularly shiny, upon further study it appeared to be extremely and unusually slick. Wilczek and Gross, while conversing about nuclear physics, heard one of the maids say that strangely enough, a message had been left by him the night before asking for the bathtub to be cleaned very well.

The physicists than agreed that the killer must be on the loose, and agreed to hold another vote that evening.

Jon Miller
(some of the reason it takes a bit, is that I have to think about the clues...)

[Tuberski]

That sucks. If I'm ever the mafia again, I'm just going to tell people in the beginning.

This getting killed by the other mafia(my guess is snotty) really sucks.

ACK!

[Whoha]

I'm at a loss, the docpile on Reismark failed, do I try again, or vote for the next person in Ljube's list ,or give it up entirely and throw out a vote randomly? Well this murder doesn't really sound like a murder, it sounds like he was a careless boob. So back to the docpile then Reismark.

[-Jrabbit]

List of Dead Americans
Steven Weinberg = Nikolai
Douglas D. Osheroff = DrSpike
Russell A. Hulse = reismark
James Watson Cronin = civman2000
Robert Woodrow Wilson = joncha
Leon Neil Cooper = duke o' york
Murray Gell-Mann = Tuberski

List of Living Americans
William D. Phillips = Spaced Cowboy
Carl E. Wieman = Snotty
Frank Wilczek = Whoha
David J. Gross = Adrian Hon
Robert B. Laughlin = Skanky Burns
Joseph H. Taylor Jr. = Lord Nuclear
Arno Allan Penzias = jonny
Kenneth G. Wilson = Ben Kenobi
Sheldon Lee Glashow = DarkCloud
John Robert Schrieffer = Vlad Antlerkov

Glashow watched him to make sure that he didn't wake up.

Now why would only one person do that?
...and an American at that.

On the other hand, someone else could easily have swapped out the cleaning supplies to make the bathtub all Snotty...

[Jon Miller]

Originally posted by Tuberski
That sucks. If I'm ever the mafia again, I'm just going to tell people in the beginning.

This getting killed by the other mafia(my guess is snotty) really sucks.

ACK!

yeah, sorry dude

I was hoping that you would survive

Jon Mliler

[reismark]

You guys are wasting your time if you go for anyone other than Snotty. Just so you know.

[Hercules]

It's the physicist who invented bath oil or shiny bath oil slick, whoever that is, I guess.

[Snotty]

Uh-oh. i knew I was going to get nailed with a name so pun-worthy. Note how quickly Reismark jumps on the bandwagon to save his neck. Cant say I blame him.

[DarkCloud]

Whoha since I have no better idea.

[Spaced Cowboy]

Snotty

[Jonny]

All these illnesses are going around here... I seem to have picked up a snotty nose somewhere.

[Snotty]

For what its worth, I promise you its not me, and im a man of my word