FG: Nucular War XIX Game Thread

[Whoha]

Originally posted by Theben
Now ifn thet don't beat all, there's a pot talkin' back at a kettle! I jes figgerd thet bein' a no-good snakebelly crawlin' 'round th' ground, bein' six feet under ain't been much a change fer yew.

now I ain't the one complaining about pushing up daisies.

[Hercules]

Ordarhs sented

[Theben]

Originally posted by Whoha

now I ain't the one complaining about pushing up daisies.

Nuther am I, ain't there yet m'self. An' I don't 'peck ya to, seein' as how deadun's can't talk.

[Theben]

Does EWW still have 5 cities?

[Spaced Cowboy]

Originally posted by Theben
Does EWW still have 5 cities?

Apparently you need the translation of that event:

Jonny's spy and EWW's spy spied on each other.

[Theben]

Yeah, sometimes the descriptions are over the top.

[Vlad Antlerkov]

Sent.

[Spaced Cowboy]

sendeded

[:) Smiley]

11/13, still need 'em from Nucular and Jon

[Tassadar500]

Sent.

[Jonny]

Sent.

[:) Smiley]

DAY SEVEN
Saloon Continues Expansion
Siban brought him saloon back to its original glory today and celbrated with a new menu o marrnated meals.

Con-Creat Bunker Stops Nuucs!
Them E. W. W. 'tempted to blast Jony again this morn, but them shots juss skipp'd off like stones on a shallow pond when them hit Jony's modern reenfort'ed con-creat bunker.

Bank Robbery Goes Bad!
D'spite him history o shakin' down him cussmors, Vad Hornkof aint seem to have 'nuff cash in him hands, as him tried to rob them Herklees bank today. When them teller refus'd to hand over them bag o greenbacks, Vad calmly fir'd two nucular shots in them bank. Now them bullitproof glass juss bullitproof, and it aint do nuttin when ya dealin' with one thermo-nucular explosion. Nearly half them bank was destroyed in them blast.

Secrets in the midsts!
Ah declare, this been one game o secrecy, with nine people's orders known only to them God and them GM.

Claims Filed at Dead Roach County Land Office

Name
Occupation
Land Claims

Atrahedron
Pioneer
Freeeeedom, Trankwil Base, Luna Ranch, Fence One, Shootin' Platform

EWW
Merchant
Chuck 7, Lou 11, Chuck 8, Lou 12, Fran 1

Herkales
Banker
Quid, Bob, Penny

Jony
Politician
Dubya

Kassie
Schoolteacher
Athens, Spahta, Corinz, Sirricuse, Sidonya

Loobletko
Painter
Bloo, Yella, Grin, Grae, Whiit

Boss Nucular
Pastor
Yassa, Arfat, Croaking, Dark Cabin, Errer

Siban
Cook
BBQ'd, Brased, Marrnated

Skanky Burnt
Musician
Classik

Spike, Esquire
Attorney
Uno, dos, tres, quatre, fuenf

Starred Cowboy
Cowboy
Rowlett, Mesquite, Garland, Plano, Richardson

Uncle B
Pimp
Clit, Vag, Lab, Censored, cun

Vad Hornkof
Pimp
Hoo-ray, Fer, Boobz


Sparrowhack
Steamboat captain
WASTED
ColonelTacticus
Cavalry Officer
WASTED
DookCloud
Prospector
WASTED
Whohuh
Outlaw
WASTED

[GeneralTacticus]

Turn 7, and only four dead people? I'm disappointed.

[Skanky Burns]

Orders in.

[Ljube]

Originally posted by GeneralTacticus
Turn 7, and only four dead people? I'm disappointed.

Disappointed cause you are one of them?

Orders about to be sent.