FG: Nucular War XIX Game Thread

[Fake Boris]

sended

[:) Smiley]

9/13

Waiting for Hekklees, Jony, Lahd Nucular, Skanky

[Skanky Burns]

Orders in.

[Jonny]

Sent.

[Hercules]

On thar way wida Wells Fargo

[DarkCloud]

If I were a Banker and not a former Steamboat Captain, I know who I wouldn't be putting my money on.

5 turns, 8 cities built and destroyed, I expected that but had fun anyway.

Hmmm, noticing a pattern here......In GO there are 4 players eliminated so far......Whoha, GeneralTacticus, Joncha and ME. Darkcloud isn't in GO, and Joncha isn't in this game so I guess one replaced the other?

Next game I'll be back

?? what pattern? (people jealous of us?)

[:) Smiley]

DAY SIX
Saloon Reopens Despite Protest from them Church
Salloon boss Siban started cleanin' up them rubble of him establishmunt today, and fix'd up them kitchen so he could start braisin' some meat fer his customers. Them Revrund Boss Nucular wain't darn happy 'bout this revivin' o this den o gluttony, but disspite him name he wain't bout to go nucular yet, and 'stead built up a new Church o' Saint Errer.

Showdown at the Main Street Corral
After yes'days violence at them pollin' place, Jony challeng'd E. W. W. to a duel, which was fought today at high noon front o' them Main Street Corral.

Jony slipped four nucular bullits with E.W.W.'s name scrawled on them into him Gatlin' gun and stormed through town with a posse o' his.
Now E.W.W., also one prom'nent membr o local society, him had also rounded up a loyal posse with instrucshun to shoot out Jony's Gatlin' gun. He also carried wit him two blunderbusses, one fer Jony and one fer Siban.

Them both hoopin' to catch the other alone, them both was surpris'd to find 'emselves facin' them other's posse. There then been one heckuva cyclone o' lead as them hordes o' angry gun-slingers sent each other n' half them cows in here county to kingdom come.

When them molasses-thick smoke fin'ly cleared, only them two leaders were standin', clickin empty guns 'cross a man-made lake o' blood n guts. Exhausted, 'em both gave up an call'd it a day, vowin' to cont'nue them feud in them future.

Party Crashed at Dance Hall
'Course all them peoples was restless after such a day, an that night some 'cided to visit them Skanky Burnt's dance hall for some relacksation. One o them, Uncle B seemt to have gotten them wrong jive with them music, an him face juss turn'd red as them lights out front an he whippd out a pair o' .45's and sent four shots onto them stage.

Them exploshuns started one bad 'lectric fire that burnt down most o' Skanky's joint, an he was forc'd to finish them night out un-plugt.


More secrit goin-ons
Sure it might o seemt like them was a lot happnin today, but most o ah residents, eight o 'em in all, was up makin' bathtub gin, so them say.

Claims Filed at Dead Roach County Land Office

Name
Occupation
Land Claims

Atrahedron
Pioneer
Freeeeedom, Trankwil Base, Luna Ranch, Fence One, Shootin' Platform

EWW
Merchant
Chuck 7, Lou 11, Chuck 8, Lou 12, Fran 1

Herkales
Banker
Quid, Bob, Penny, Farthin, Tosheroon

Jony
Politician
Dubya

Kassie
Schoolteacher
Athens, Spahta, Corinz, Sirricuse, Sidonya

Loobletko
Painter
Bloo, Yella, Grin, Grae, Whiit

Boss Nucular
Pastor
Yassa, Arfat, Croaking, Dark Cabin, Errer

Siban
Cook, Brased
BBQ'd

Skanky Burnt
Musician
Classik

Spike, Esquire
Attorney
Uno, dos, tres, quatre, fuenf

Starred Cowboy
Cowboy
Rowlett, Mesquite, Garland, Plano, Richardson

Uncle B
Pimp
Clit, Vag, Lab, Censored, cun

Vad Hornkof
Pimp
Hoo-ray, Fer, Boobz


Sparrowhack
Steamboat captain
WASTED
ColonelTacticus
Cavalry Officer
WASTED
DookCloud
Prospector
WASTED
Whohuh
Outlaw
WASTED

[Theben]

Ah knows that I's bein' a vickteem uv th' lahwlessness 'round these parts, but thishere cook ain't a brased yet, nosir.

[Whoha]

you done killed the first person in this here valley Theben, you ain't got no grounds for complaining.

[Skanky Burns]

This means war.

Orders in.

[Theben]

Now ifn thet don't beat all, there's a pot talkin' back at a kettle! I jes figgerd thet bein' a no-good snakebelly crawlin' 'round th' ground, bein' six feet under ain't been much a change fer yew.

[Kassiopeia]

Sent.

[Atragon]

Sendinificated...

[Fake Boris]

Originally posted by Skanky Burns
This means war.

Orders in.

[Fake Boris]

My orders have been changed

EDIT: not really