FG: Nucular War XIX Game Thread

[Jonny]

My rider is gunna bring my orders over to yer place soon enough...

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12/14

Need orders from them Loob n Uncle B

[Ljube]

sent

[Vlad Antlerkov]

sent.

[Hercules]

Sent earlier

[Fake Boris]

The pimp's nickin your hoes' ****

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All them order's ah in, Ah letch yall know what happen aftah I git me sum grub.

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DAY FIVE
Submarine Contraption Sinks on Maiden Voyage, All Hands Lost!
Hoopin to make him ships a hard'r target, our Cap'n Sparhack 'cided to build one o them new-fangled thingamajigs called them sub-marine! When Ah saw this new thing, which Sparhack called them Torpdoo, Ah coulda sworn them thing look like one o them locomotive boilrs with a bunch o iron stickin' out.
Anyways, just as Sparhack was launchin' them sub-marine, them docks was visited by outlaw and disordr once again. Ah aint know what beef them singer Skanky Burnt had with them Cap'n, but Ah do know that not even in them cities out East is the ten-gauge shotgun a mussikal instrument.
Speshhly one that shoot nuculah shells, and boooom! Them Titun, Lassuh, and Fittuh went down like them pile o soggy matchsticks n junk metal they'd become. Capn Sparhack tried to get away in him new sub-marine, and Ah thought he'd make it out them marsh, but Skanky had one mo' shot left and he blasted them water and crumpld the little Torpdoo like a tin 'o beans with Sparhack n him crew oozin' like that raw uncook'd mush out them side. If Ah'd you Ah'd fine me some new fisshin' hole fer a while.

Election Riots At Them Pollin' Place!
Now Ah know them country done had them electin' a week ago, but yall know, things go a lil' slow'r out here in Dead Roach County n we just final'y got them polls open'd.
Them poll work'r Jony wain't able to keep 'em open fer long though, fer 'round noon today ah businessman E. Dubya Dubya 'cided that juss contribtin' money to them poltishun's ain't 'nough, and he needed to take them things into his own grubby hands.
Like all them other law-bidin citizens, them EWW stepp'd into them pollin' machine n cast his ballot, but only a minute later would Ah realize that them vote wain't them only thing he cast in them place, fer no soon'r had them next vot'r pulled them lever did four crates o pur'fied T. N. T. blow them whole buildin' up in them sky and flyin' so far away that them votes juss mite end up bein' counted in some other state. Bunch o vot'rs them dead too, but forchanately tha'll not intefeer with ah democrattik process. Jony's still got one ball't box levt, an it aint like them state here one o them swing states anyways.

Yet Mo Funny Bisness in Them Hills!
While ah two gentlemen here been blastin' holes in them map, all them other folks been out hidin' doin' Lord knows what. Ah ain't gonna say nuttin', but if Ah was you and Ah got no bisniss in them county, ah'd move my behind out 'fore Ah found meself meetin' my maker.

Claims Filed at Dead Roach County Land Office

Name
Occupation
Land Claims

Atrahedron
Pioneer
Freeeeedom, Trankwil Base, Luna Ranch, Fence One, Shootin' Platform

EWW
Merchant
Chuck 7, Lou 11, Chuck 8, Lou 12, Fran 1

Herkales
Banker
Quid, Bob, Penny, Farthin, Tosheroon

Jony
Politician
Dubya

Kassie
Schoolteacher
Athens, Spahta, Corinz, Sirricuse, Sidonya

Loobletko
Painter
Bloo, Yella, Grin, Grae, Whiit

Boss Nucular
Pastor
Yassa, Arfat, Croaking, Dark Cabin

Siban
Cook
BBQ'd

Skanky Burnt
Musician
Classik, Dead Metal, Raygay, Blooos, Rap

Spike, Esquire
Attorney
Uno, dos, tres, quatre, fuenf

Starred Cowboy
Cowboy
Rowlett, Mesquite, Garland, Plano, Richardson

Uncle B
Pimp
Clit, Vag, Lab, Censored, cun

Vad Hornkof
Pimp
Hoo-ray, Fer, Boobz


Sparrowhack
Steamboat captain
WASTED
ColonelTacticus
Cavalry Officer
WASTED
DookCloud
Prospector
WASTED
Whohuh
Outlaw
WASTED

[Sparrowhawk]

If I were a Banker and not a former Steamboat Captain, I know who I wouldn't be putting my money on.

5 turns, 8 cities built and destroyed, I expected that but had fun anyway.

Hmmm, noticing a pattern here......In GO there are 4 players eliminated so far......Whoha, GeneralTacticus, Joncha and ME. Darkcloud isn't in GO, and Joncha isn't in this game so I guess one replaced the other?

Next game I'll be back

/me

[DrSpike]

Sent.

[Atragon]

Sent

[Kassiopeia]

Sent.

[Spaced Cowboy]

resendifications

[Vlad Antlerkov]

sent.

[Fake Boris]

Originally posted by Sparrowhawk
If I were a Banker and not a former Steamboat Captain, I know who I wouldn't be putting my money on.

5 turns, 8 cities built and destroyed, I expected that but had fun anyway.

Hmmm, noticing a pattern here......In GO there are 4 players eliminated so far......Whoha, GeneralTacticus, Joncha and ME. Darkcloud isn't in GO, and Joncha isn't in this game so I guess one replaced the other?

Next game I'll be back

* Sparrowhawk

OMFG YOU THE PWN3D LOSER!!1!!1!!!!111