FG: Galactic Overlord 5 - The Wrath of Doc

[joncha]

orders sent

[duke o' york]

Pookie?

[GeneralTacticus]

Orders sent.

[Skanky Burns]

Work finished, orders now in.

[Ljube]

Need orders from Kassi and I can process the turn. I'm at work and have nothing better to do, so Kassi please send your orders soon

[Kassiopeia]

Working on them now.

[Kassiopeia]

... aaand sent.

[Ljube]

And what a wonderful set of orders it is

This turn 2 is going to be even better than turn 1.

[Skanky Burns]

Tease.

[Kassiopeia]

Tease? More like bad news, knowing Ljube's alignment

[Skanky Burns]

Last turn wasn't so bad. For me.

[Sparrowhawk]

Did Ljube find something better to do at work then Galactic Overlord?

Looking forward to seeing the results of the slaughter

/me

[Ljube]

Turn 2 - Jam at Jam's


“What? You are saying these bases can’t be refitted? We can’t build new ships?” DrSpike raged at his lieutenant.
“I am sorry my Lord, but joncha has built in security features and computer viruses that render the production lines unusable. Only he knows the codes with which he could restore production.”
“In that case we have no business here any more. I need productive bases, not some space junk. Prepare the fleet! We’re going back! We’ll chase joncha out!”
“Yes my Lord.”
“And destroy those computers. We don’t want joncha retaking his bases at some point and restoring production.”

DrSpike arrived at his former bases eager to fight a decisive battle with joncha, but the reckoning was not meant to happen. The bases were deserted. DrSpike captured them without a single torpedo fired.

“My Overlord”, reported DrSpike’s trusted lieutenant, “I had hoped we would be able to restore production here, but joncha has done the same thing with our computers that we did with his.”
“That cursed joncha”, blasted DrSpike. “I shall not rest until I see him dead!”

*******

But where was joncha at the same time? At Jamski’s bases, attacking him together with his trusty ally Kassiopeia. He even surrendered the supreme command of the fleets to his ally.

“Admiral Ljube-ljcvetko! We’re picking up a huge fleet near our perimeter!” reported captain of Jamski’s carrier cruiser HolyO’Duckie.
“Inform our Overlord Jamski immediately”, replied Admiral Ljube-ljcvetko.
“But he is nowhere to be found!”
“Damn! There isn’t any time to lose! I’ll assume command!”

Battle 1: Kassiopeia and joncha attack Jamski
Kassiopeia: 4LD, 3FD, 2TD, 2LB, 2FB, 2TB, 2TF, OOB: FLL-TFT, close in, fight to the death
Joncha: 3LD, 2FD, 3TD, 1FC, OOB: FLL-TFT, close in, fight to the death
Allied total: 7LD, 5FD, 5TD, 2LB, 2FB, 2TB, 1FC, OOB FLL-TFT, close in, fight to the death
Jamski: 4LD, 3FD, 4TD, Pookie, HolyO’Duckie, No OoB received – RANDOM OoB: FFL-LTT

28F – 14F – Jamski takes 14 hits
136L – 14F – Jamski takes 122 hits
68L – 36L – Jamski takes 32 hits and his entire fleet is destroyed.

Kassiopeia and joncha take control of all Jamski’s bases. They split the ten bases 5 each.

*******

One previously unremarkable race of birdlike creatures led by overlord Sparrowhawk is trying to find its place in the struggle for the domination in the alpha quadrant. This race is very gifted. They have the best fighter pilots in the quadrant. In spite of this edge, their leader chose to build, build, build, and neglected military to such an extent that he virtually invited someone to take those poorly defended fat bases.

Battle 2: Whoha attacks Sparrowhawk
Whoha: 30FF, 30TF, OOB: TTF-FLL, back off, bunch together
Sparrowhawk: 5LT, 2LB, 2FB, 2TB, OOB: LFL-TFT, close in, normal

60T – 31L – Sparrowhawk takes 29 hits
30T – 6F – Sparrowhawk takes 24 hits
30F – 62L – Whoha takes 32 hits

Whoha loses 16 torpedo frigates, while Sparrowhawk loses 4 laser titans and 2 laser battleships.

60F - 12T - Sparrowhawk takes 48 hits
0L - 3F - Whoha takes 3 hits
0L - 24T - Whoha takes 24 hits

Sparrowhawk is eliminated, while Whoha loses 29 torpedo frigates. He takes over Sparrowhawk’s 5 bases. Also his last torpedo frigate is damaged.


*******

In other news, a coalition of the Federation of Planets led by General Tacticus and the Klingon Empire led by Emperor Skanky captured undefended DrSpike’s bases.

 
Player Name
 
Bases
 
BPs
 
TotalShips
 
Frigates(1)
 
Cruisers(2)
 
Battleships(3)
 
Dreadnaughts(4)
 
Titans(5)
 



 
Las
 
Fig
 
Torp
 
Las
 
Fig
 
Torp
 
Las
 
Fig
 
Torp
 
Las
 
Fig
 
Torp
 
Las
 
Fig
 
Torp
 



 
:) Smiley
  
4
 
20
 
15
 
2
 
-
 
-
 
-
 
-
 
-
 
-
 
-
 
-
 
-
 
9
 
4
 
-
 
-
 
-
 



 
DrSpike
  
(2)
 
12
 
14
 
-
 
-
 
-
 
-
 
-
 
-
 
8
 
3
 
3
 
-
 
-
 
-
 
-
 
-
 
-
 



GeneralTacticus
  
5(2)
 
30
 
24
 
6
 
6
 
6
 
-
 
-
 
-
 
1
 
1
 
1
 
-
 
-
 
-
 
1
 
1
 
1
 



 
joncha 
  
(5)
 
14
 
9
 
-
 
-
 
-
 
-
 
1
 
-
 
-
 
-
 
-
 
3
 
2
 
3
 
-
 
-
 
-
 



 
Kassiopeia
  
4(6)
 
32
 
17
 
-
 
-
 
2
 
-
 
-
 
-
 
2
 
2
 
2
 
4
 
3
 
2
 
-
 
-
 
-
 



 
Kuciwalker
6
 
32
 
6
 
-
 
-
 
-
 
-
 
-
 
-
 
-
 
-
 
-
 
-
 
-
 
-
 
2
 
2
 
2
 



 
Skanky Burns
 
4(2)
 
24
 
15
 
-
 
1
 
1
 
-
 
-
 
-
 
-
 
-
 
-
 
5
 
4
 
4
 
-
 
-
 
-
 


 
Spaced Cowboy
  
5
 
31
 
8
 
-
 
-
 
-
 
-
 
-
 
-
 
-
 
-
 
-
 
-
 
4
 
4
 
-
 
-
 
-
 



 
Whoha
3(5)
 
25
 
30[1]
 
-
 
30
 
[1]
 
-
 
-
 
-
 
-
 
-
 
-
 
-
 
-
 
-
 
-
 
-
 
-
 

[Sparrowhawk]

Oops, looks like someone didn't spend enough time trying to figure out this game after all

/me

Edit: Though if someone with the patience to help me with this for next game would help me with the modifiers it would be appreciated.

I don't know how:

Whoha: 30FF, 30TF, OOB: TTF-FLL, back off, bunch together
Sparrowhawk: 5LT, 2LB, 2FB, 2TB, OOB: LFL-TFT, close in, normal

becomes:

120T – 62L – Sparrowhawk takes 58 hits
60T – 12F – Sparrowhawk takes 48 hits
60F – 124L – Whoha takes 64 hits

I think it is all basic math, x2, add all the BPs together and such...but I am lost somewhere

[Kassiopeia]

... and there was much rejoicing.