FG: Mafia 23: Diary of a Madman

[duke o' york]

Ack! I can't speak German that well, although I am happy to pose for photographs mit Marilyn Monroe. alva, want to swap?
In fact, swapping characters each round would make this game even more lunatic that it promises to be already. Shame I know nothing about Star Wartreks or whatever it's called.

[rah]

Time to search out my old avatar collection.

[DrSpike]

Nice setup.

[rah]

Ah, found it.

[Spaced Cowboy]

Originally posted by Kuciwalker

Originally posted by Theben
Skanky and I need to duke it out, to settle that old question once and for all.

Feel your anger. You don't know the power of the dark side.

ah, your anger towards the dark side is all about the issues that you have with your mother. Tell me about your latest dream.

KW: "Bla-bla-bla...bla-bla."

Good God man, that is FU.

[duke o' york]

Kass, is Spiky the fourth actor to play Doctor Who (Tom Baker for those unaware)? Because there is only one doctor!

[Theben]

He probably meant Tom Baker.

[Tassadar500]

Apophis, the Destroyer.
Patron of: Evil and darkness.
Appearance: A great serpent or crocodile.

[Kassiopeia]

I've finally figured out how to approach this thing, so no more delays
.
Chapter I

July 29th, 2004

Last night things got weirder. Well, weirder than usual. I remember sitting on my computer watching History Channel, and then I wake up on my floor completely naked. If I were the partying sort, it'd make sense.

What's more, I've been strangely happy today. One of the personalities is gone too. I suspect it may have something to do with relieving pressure. I've spun up this theory that each of my personalities represents a repressed urge that manifests itself in the form of a familiar image that somehow stands for that urge. When the urge is satisfied, the image vanishes, the pressure gone.

The bout of unconsciousness might have something to do with that. I'm scared, though, because the one missing is Darth Vader.

If I'm right, I wonder what made the Darth Vader persona surface and do whatever it is it did. The remaining personalities think one of them is somehow behind it and are taking a vote. They aren't too keen on disappearing. Whoever gets most votes will be expelled. I have no idea how they are going to do that, but I guess it makes sense in a way.

Name

Position

Status



1. Skanky Burns

Captain Jean-Luc Picard, Starfleet

Still around




2. Theben

Captain James T. Kirk, Starfleet
Still around


3. Adagio

Napoleon Bonaparte

Still around


4. Chaunk

Winston Churchill
Still around


5. duke o' york

Albert Einstein

Still around


6. Ljube-ljcvetko

Gaius Julius Caesar

Still around


7. gjramsey

Colonel Jack O'Neill, USAF

Still around


8. DrSpike

Doctor Who (#4)

Still around


9. Spaced Cowboy

Sigmund Freud

Still around


10. loinburger

Arthur, son of Uther Pendragon

Still around


11. rah

Ra, Egyptian god of the sun

Still around


12. Whoha

Thor, Norse god of thunder (and coolness) 
Still around


13. alva

Thor, Supreme Commander of the Asgard fleet

Still around


14. Jonny

Dirk Gently, holistic detective

Still around


15. Jon Miller

Henry VIII 
Still around


16. Method

William Shakespeare

Still around


17. Gamecube64

Captain John Sheridan, Earthforce
Still around


18. Nuclear Master

Apophis, Egyptian god of the night 
Still around


19. Kuciwalker

Darth Vader

Vanished, R1


20. SnowFire

Kosh Naranek 
Still around


21. Sparrowhawk

Angus MacGyver
Still around


22. joncha

Sir Isaac Newton

Still around


23. Boshko

Admiral Horatio Nelson

Still around


24. FlameFlash

Markos Giannopoulos

Still around

Edit: Did I put that FG in there? I recall thinking "I've gotta remember to put FG in the title", but don't recall actually doing it. If rah did it, thank you.

[Whoha]

FlameFlash

Several characters have the capability to make people disappear.

[Sparrowhawk]

Adagio

(naked, much like the Emperor with no clothes....Emperor Napoleon that is)

Also, not the partying type......not the Bonapartying type perhaps?

Sparrowhawk

[Kassiopeia]

Originally posted by duke o' york
Kass, is Spiky the fourth actor to play Doctor Who (Tom Baker for those unaware)? Because there is only one doctor!

#4 means fourth incarnation. Should have been clearer on that.

[Kuciwalker]

[FlameFlash]

Holy crap! Way cool and many thanks on letting me join up so late!

Spaced Cowboy AKA Sigmund Freud

He's bloody Freud for crying out loud! Who else would make the madman get naked and satisfy some fetish about Vader before Vader just has to dematerialize before dying of embarassment?

[Skanky Burns]

We need to act rationally, like civilized sentient beings. We should be conducting diplomacy and seeking out strange new lifeforms, not acting with suspicion and pointing the finger at poor victims like Whoha. Just because a Norse God has the power to make people disappear does not mean that he is responsible, so as Captain of this ship I order this rumour to cease being spread immediately.

Jean-Luc Picard, out.