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...Just for anyone looking for a good laugh 
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It has 'definitions' for RPG terms and some banner ads in its "extras" section specific to Lord of the Rings, Dungeons and Dragons, and Vampire:The Masquerade
It may remind you of some of your D&D Sessions
And also, for anyone who hasn't seen it yet:
Loads of 'ads' for Dungeons and Dragons
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It has 'definitions' for RPG terms and some banner ads in its "extras" section specific to Lord of the Rings, Dungeons and Dragons, and Vampire:The Masquerade
It may remind you of some of your D&D Sessions
"...but that would be showing off...", phrase
uttered by power gamers after they have explained what they COULD'VE done if they REALLY abused the game system. Ex: Power Gamer: "I could have gotten 129 initiative dice instead of 128 if I'd spent double the cash on the mnemonic enhancer cyberware to reduce the size by 20%, then I would've had enough Essence points to get the level 6 neural booster... but that would be showing off." [MW]
uttered by power gamers after they have explained what they COULD'VE done if they REALLY abused the game system. Ex: Power Gamer: "I could have gotten 129 initiative dice instead of 128 if I'd spent double the cash on the mnemonic enhancer cyberware to reduce the size by 20%, then I would've had enough Essence points to get the level 6 neural booster... but that would be showing off." [MW]
"But I don't even believe in Jeebus!", phrase, Groeningism
1. complaint uttered by Homer Simpson, protagonist of TV's "The Simpsons," when he was told he was about to become a missionary. 2.complaint uttered by any player who feels his character has been the unfair target of divine retribution; basically, an appeal to atheism to avoid the wrath of the gods.
Addendum: A particularly funny version that sometimes cropped up in a game based on the 1980s cartoon TV series "Transformers": "But I don't even believe in Unicorn!" [AF]
1. complaint uttered by Homer Simpson, protagonist of TV's "The Simpsons," when he was told he was about to become a missionary. 2.complaint uttered by any player who feels his character has been the unfair target of divine retribution; basically, an appeal to atheism to avoid the wrath of the gods.
Addendum: A particularly funny version that sometimes cropped up in a game based on the 1980s cartoon TV series "Transformers": "But I don't even believe in Unicorn!" [AF]
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