Checkmating a Troll or: Who's Jo Mamma?

[Grandpa Troll]

-48- sent and I do hope this will be nice cozy warm neighborhood

Pierre Trolliot

[Grandpa Troll]

-49- sent

do I see me a Samaurai coming toward me?

I hope he has my Fry Rice and egg roll I ordered!!

[checkMate]

This is the finest neighborhood in the whole world. Nowehere else will you find orange and blue living side by side in peace and harmony.

"Won't you be my Neighbor."

[checkMate]

Honourable Troll,

The Samurai says, with four feet, you stand on my Jade Buddha.

[Grandpa Troll]

BUT you are approaching my land this is within 10 tiles of my capital..so are you saying that you, with this Gigantic world we have you have to build this close to my territory?

I ask because it seems a wee bit like encroaching doesnt it?

If peace is what you want then would an agreement to not build on someone elses doorstep be in order?

I ask "Honorable" one for it seems we can come to some sort of agreement, cant we?


Cant we ..just..get along?

[Grandpa Troll]

turn -50- sent and a correction..I counted..EIGHT "8" tiles from my Capital..now whos honorable?

[checkMate]

I didn't know where you capital is, until now

[checkMate]

Honourable Troll,

The Samurai says, a new multitude of feet now tread on the head of our beloved master, the jade buddha. This is an intolerable trespass. Please remove each of the many feet. Your people smoke the pipe. Take your goods from the hollow piece of wood and tobbacco leaf.

in trade we have offered a small chip from the hoary wisdom of the jade buddha, the skill of engineering.

Turn 51 sent.

[Grandpa Troll]

Originally posted by checkMate


Honourable Troll,

The Samurai says, a new multitude of feet now tread on the head of our beloved master, the jade buddha. This is an intolerable trespass. Please remove each of the many feet. Your people smoke the pipe. Take your goods from the hollow piece of wood and tobbacco leaf.

in trade we have offered a small chip from the hoary wisdom of the jade buddha, the skill of engineering.

Turn 51 sent.

I take the offer of engineering and offer you Philosophy..and hope you study wise ways that dont include tresspassing..

Your call I have not ventured into you land and say we now have a D M Z

Your move next to either retreat the samurai and I will do same with any troops but the Jade is mine and ask thatyou contemplate what the future offers for 2 nations WAR or Peace?

[checkMate]

Honourable Troll,

The Samurai says, your formidable wall in ni-a-gara was seen by the sho-gun as a disrespectfull afront to his honour, and so we were ordered to move closer to your lands. But, after the scribes made a careful study of your philosophical works they came across the following wise and honourable passage.

"Good Fences Make Good Neighbors"

The shogun now recognizes your wall as a deep gesture of respect of the shogun and his many warriors. He now asks that you initiate a diplomatic request to send our samurai home quickly before any offense is taken by your peaple of the northwest.

[Grandpa Troll]

and as a further gesture, I have responded by submitting to a diplomatic taxi and also offer Alchemy..

May our fellowship grow from roots now planted..

Pierre Trolliot

[checkMate]

Honourable Troll,

The Samurai says,

You engineering students were disgraced in class. Some of them didn't know the difference between a pentagon, hexagon, and square. It was only then that we recognized that education in geometry is lacking in the country that leads the world at being north of the United States.

Now the question from the Samurai is ---

"What ever happened to the next to the last Samurai?"

[Grandpa Troll]

will also send some technology to you next go around and I know what happened to one Samurai..he was butt-whalloped by Bessy da Canadian Beefmeist-ETTE!!

[Grandpa Troll]

oh and turn -53- sent as well

[checkMate]

Didn't you get turn 54, young man?