Grandpa Troll's Looney Tunes

[quinns]

Originally posted by Grandpa Troll
Nice game save quinns

BUT..did i see a wonder that you had already built?

We are on land game
where are alll your city improvements?
you only have around half his pop count
not nearly as much infrastructure
not nearly as much gold
just trying to learn is all
Thanks for the input
Gramps

Well then... It looks like there is a lot I need to learn too! Did you start with one settler and 100 gold???

[Johny Cartonny]

Yes we started with one settler but I pretty soon discovered another settler in the ruins
I really dont know what is so strange about having all those things
Ive also seen your map and the biggest dif is that I just have many many slaves. So thats why I have a city with 12 pop and an other with 7 or 8.
The one with 12pop->science (having pub house and academy)
The other is for production (having a mill)
That s the only thing I could be teaching you however you ll probably already know this.

c est tout

[Grandpa Troll]

Originally posted by Johny Cartonny
Yes we started with one settler but I pretty soon discovered another settler in the ruins
I really dont know what is so strange about having all those things
Ive also seen your map and the biggest dif is that I just have many many slaves. So thats why I have a city with 12 pop and an other with 7 or 8.
The one with 12pop->science (having pub house and academy)
The other is for production (having a mill)
That s the only thing I could be teaching you however you ll probably already know this.

c est tout

Turn sent and yes I know a lot of things and you my friend are a great player but am sure you will show me many things I have never seen...

Gramps

[Johny Cartonny]

turn 86 sent
Moscow under siege

[Grandpa Troll]

Originally posted by Johny Cartonny
turn 86 sent
Moscow under siege

It was such a peacful neighborhood until the whores from France moved in!



I fear many deaths from this Jezebell will befall our nations

[Johny Cartonny]

It is not I who is having war with everyone
On the contrary YOU are seeking war with everyone!

We (the democratic nations) have come to terms to free your people from the tyrant you are.

The one Robbespierre of The French

turn sent

[Grandpa Troll]

Originally posted by Johny Cartonny
It is not I who is having war with everyone
On the contrary YOU are seeking war with everyone!

We (the democratic nations) have come to terms to free your people from the tyrant you are.

The one Robbespierre of The French

turn sent

Ok..my boys got their dander up and well..with their dander up your city had to come down
soooooooo

Totaloo to Toulse 1..

I gotta tell ya..french whores are overrated..

They couldn't handle two of my knights at once!!


well..we could have had some nice peaceable times but....the smell of French whores perfume, Urine from Military might..
of De French Resitance'..my boys go frickin ape$]-[!T and well..you do your thing and Ill do my thing..

gotta tell ya..hope you wear nice frilly bloomers fer my boomers..

Peace-not-now-
Grandpa Troll

[Johny Cartonny]

How did you know that Tolouse only had one pikeman in defense??

turn 88 sent

[Johny Cartonny]

I wasnt using my cannons to spare Russian civilian lifes
BUT NOW THE WAR HAS BEGUN!!
The evil dictator murdered thousands of French civilians
Now the Russian "empire" is finished!

[Grandpa Troll]

Originally posted by Johny Cartonny
How did you know that Tolouse only had one pikeman in defense??

turn 88 sent

EVER HEAR OF A BATTLE VIEW..OR SCREENSHOT?

OK..SO HERE IS HOW..NUMB NUTTS?

[Johny Cartonny]

Originally posted by Johny Cartonny
How did you know that Tolouse only had one pikeman in defense??

turn 88 sent

I ment how did you know BEFORE you attacked my city?

The turn sent

[Grandpa Troll]

I didnt..

I never stated I did..What I did was takle a risk..a city in middle of nowhere..probably newer..you tell me..is that not an invitation to say.."eat me Big Bad Wolf"

[Johny Cartonny]

Already the first Russian civilians died in Moscow

turn90 sent

[Grandpa Troll]

We are already drawing up plans of mass burial for our citizens as we see now that your French forces seem to thrive on whores and amazingly grow like that of another distant yet barbaric tribe the Vikings




Gramps

[Johny Cartonny]

the siege continues...
turn 91 sent