CtP-Multiplayer Cafe II

[Cuaich]

Ahh...were it only my threads that were unraveling...

[Grandpa Troll]

This is the fairy tale that little girls should have been reading!


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> Once upon a time,

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> in a land far away,

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> a beautiful, independent,

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> self-assured princess

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> happened upon a frog as she sat,

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> contemplating ecological issues

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> on the shores of an unpolluted pond

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> in a verdant meadow near her castle.

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> The frog hopped into the princess' lap

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> and said: Elegant Lady,

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> I was once a handsome p! rince,

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> until an evil witch cast a spell upon me.

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> One kiss from you, however,

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> and I will turn back

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> into the dapper, young prince that I am

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> and then, my sweet, we can marry

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> and setup housekeeping in your castle

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> with my mother,

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> where you can prepare my meals,

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> clean my clothes, bear my children,

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> and forever

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> feel grateful and happy doing so.

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> That night,

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> as the princess dined sumptuously

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> on a repast of lightly sauteed frog legs

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> seasoned in a white wine

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> and onion cream sauce,

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> she chuckled and thought to herself:

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> I don't think so...

[checkMate]

Running out of time to play CTP PBEM and On-Lnie games.?

Here is one tmie saving tip.

[Grandpa Troll]

Originally posted by checkMate
Running out of time to play CTP PBEM and On-Lnie games.?

Here is one tmie saving tip.

Man..just when I thought you knew how to attach something we could all view

[checkMate]

Man Troll, give a guy a chance. I had the bonehead link up for about 0.5 seconds.

[blackice]

Good one :0)

Try this:

Weapons of Mass Destruction
Go to www.google.com and in the search bar type in the phrase "weapons of mass destruction" (make sure you keep the quotes). It will load a page saying "Weapons of Mass Destruction can not be found"

[TheBirdMan]

Originally posted by blackice
Good one :0)

Try this:

Weapons of Mass Destruction
Go to www.google.com and in the search bar type in the phrase "weapons of mass destruction" (make sure you keep the quotes). It will load a page saying "Weapons of Mass Destruction can not be found"

How did the former Iraqi Minister of (Mis)Information place that page there?

[blackice]

I am sure it is a ruse Birdy

[TheBirdMan]

And did you know (or did you have it in mind):

POLY IS A WOMAN!.

Take a look here: http://apolyton.net/forums/showthrea...hreadid=119217

[FlameFlash]

Great thread!

[Solver]

Yeah, CtP players are still the most humorous bunch .

[blackice]

[Grandpa Troll]

Originally posted by Solver
Yeah, CtP players are still the most humorous bunch .

Ctp'ers r also very generous people

[blackice]

T-G-I-F vs S-H-I-T

A business man got on an elevator. When he entered, there was a
blonde already inside who greeted him with a bright, "T-G-I-F."

He smiled at her and replied, "S-H-I-T."

She looked puzzled and repeated, "T-G-I-F," more
slowly. He again answered, "S-H-I-T."

The blonde was trying to keep it friendly, so she smiled her
biggest smile,and said as sweetly as possibly, "T-G-I-F."

The man smiled back to her and once again, "S-H-I-T."

The exasperated blonde finally decided to explain.
"'T-G-I-F' means Thank Goodness It's Friday. Get it, duuhhh?"

The man answered, "'S-H-I-T' means 'Sorry, Honey, Its
Thursday.'"

[blackice]

THE PAOMNNEHAL PWEOR OF THE HMUAN MNID

aoccdrnig to a rsheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae.
The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deosnot raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

I cdnuolt blveiee taht i cluod aulaclty uesddnatnrd waht i was rdgnieg.