The Good, the Bad and the Ugly

[checkMate]

Bird, did you get 151?

[TheBirdMan]

Yes. Turn reforwarded to The Bad.

[quinns]

I sent turn 151 to you, Checkmate, on Monday. I will resend.

[TheBirdMan]

57 Russian units (58 if I include the man in the black raincoat) spotted this morning - and more is probably on the road already .

[quinns]

Turn 152 to CheckMate.

More on the road? Yes, more on the road. And thank you, Che, for Mass Production. Now my marines will soon be joining in the fun.

As H.G. Wells said, "It is far better to spill the blood of little clay soldiers than to spill the blood of real soldiers."

[checkMate]

Damn, those drunken fisherman.

They never do what they say they will do. i warned them many times to leave their guns at home. But what do they do those puto's, never trust the scruvy fisherman. I mean what's the big deal, they come back here telling me that they got drunk and got tired of this stupid horse that kept checking out their favoirite fishing hole. Then a couple others got some loco idea that this other boat belonging to some russians was catching all the fish and well they somehow started shooting a warning shot, and accidently sunk it.

What can I say, bunch of drunken tequilla swilling slime balls on boats. What do real men from mexico know about boats?

[TheBirdMan]

A little late statement from the Jamaican Government.

We are pleased to see, that the Russians may have some trouble on other locations than finding a seat along the Jamaican bar....

Kingston Bar has closed - the owner went bankrupt and had to close it down by himself as the foreing visitors "forgot" to pay - both for their un-limitied drinking parties as for the famous French Hoares (the latter made a sit-down strike, which undoubtly convinced the Russian Babarians to find another place to plunder).

[quinns]

Originally posted by checkMate
Damn, those drunken fisherman.

They never do what they say they will do. i warned them many times to leave their guns at home. But what do they do those puto's, never trust the scruvy fisherman. I mean what's the big deal, they come back here telling me that they got drunk and got tired of this stupid horse that kept checking out their favoirite fishing hole. Then a couple others got some loco idea that this other boat belonging to some russians was catching all the fish and well they somehow started shooting a warning shot, and accidently sunk it.

What can I say, bunch of drunken tequilla swilling slime balls on boats. What do real men from mexico know about boats?

[quinns]

Originally posted by TheBirdMan
A little late statement from the Jamaican Government.

We are pleased to see, that the Russians may have some trouble on other locations than finding a seat along the Jamaican bar....

Kingston Bar has closed - the owner went bankrupt and had to close it down by himself as the foreing visitors "forgot" to pay - both for their un-limitied drinking parties as for the famous French Hoares (the latter made a sit-down strike, which undoubtly convinced the Russian Babarians to find another place to plunder).

But the Kingston Bar had the best Rum!! Damn... That really is horrible news.

[TheBirdMan]

Originally posted by quinns


But the Kingston Bar had the best Rum!! Damn... That really is horrible news.

Agree.

And maybe the owner was too nervous - if just he had given himself a little more time.

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This evening, The Proud Jamaican Armed Forces used all the power, that the Jamaican Scientists and skilled labour have worked years to invent and produce. The Russian casualties were high.

The Minister of Defence promised to be able to provide new advances every 6-7 year just as in the past, where the Russian Hoardes was nothing but a joke (except for the Americans ). But we shall see, things might go faster if........

Outdated advances such as knowledge to build fighters was passed on (well, the Russians stole it by themselves.... but).

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Out of "telling a history": I had to replay the start of the game some 15-20 turns(!) until I found the "right" way to defeat a stack of 8 Russian units without having the game to crash (all 5 pikes HAD to killed at the first attack, else... game-crash) The "price" was at least 2 units (2 fighters and 2 marines were used to soften the pikes before a successful attack could be made).

I have seen that before, latest in a head-to-head fight with Blackice, but I have no explanation, neither had he.

[quinns]

It seems the Americans and Jamaicans have decided to join forces in attacking the Russian Imperialist Pig Dogs! All I can say is that I hope that you're both real proud of yourselves!

[checkMate]

I'm not sure whether I'm proud, but I just can't tell
you how much it vexes me to see quinss PG ranking fall.

I just can't tell you how it vexes me.

Uh, uh, just isn't fitting.

[quinns]

Peace my brothers!! As you both can see, I am now the weakest of all. Peace be with you. I am sorry that I attacked both of your nations, and caused your people such agony. You have both taught me a lesson. Now I beg for peace.

[checkMate]

I'm not quitting till I don't see any body anywhere near encinitas.

And then, I'll think about it. Maybe.

But I do feel sorry for you now, you've really shown some serious contrition.

[TheBirdMan]

Originally posted by checkMate
I'm not quitting till I don't see any body anywhere near encinitas.

And then, I'll think about it. Maybe.

But I do feel sorry for you now, you've really shown some serious contrition.

The Russians owes me one city too! And they have made many families without homes. Children without parents...... (etc-etc-etc (the usual propaganda ).

Turn to come within the next 30 minutes.