Sprayber: What the heck are those rules? That sounds like...
*gasp*
*shudders*
You can't possible be talking of... AMERICAN FOOTBALL!
*runs around in circles - screaming*
NEVER! No American football! American football is nothing but people hurling against each other at high speeds, causing only injuries! It's nothing about skill and tact like soccer!
It can't be football, in real football one does not touch the ball with one's hands, unless a goalkeeper.

Still, no American Football. PLEASE... *bats eyelashes*
*gasp*
*shudders*
You can't possible be talking of... AMERICAN FOOTBALL!
*runs around in circles - screaming*
NEVER! No American football! American football is nothing but people hurling against each other at high speeds, causing only injuries! It's nothing about skill and tact like soccer!
It can't be football, in real football one does not touch the ball with one's hands, unless a goalkeeper.

Still, no American Football. PLEASE... *bats eyelashes*
I really think it would go great with this story, if only as a splashed element for flavor.
I thought that would get someones attention. Mr. President, it isn't as bad as Kass thinks. In fact, I played football for nearly 10 years. But no, I have no intention of introducing it to BAC. I was just seeing if everyone is paying attention. 
And here I am, disproving the sanity of having American... "Football" in our story. A fact that is utterly and totally irrelevant, in some way even for the story's sake.
Some sort of magnetically linked system that allows for entirely different control of the ball. The ball itself calculates the kick of the player and flies according to it... or something...
I guess if everyone does it, it's not cheating.
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