One Sentence Story: The Escapr from the Unity

[Kassiopeia]

"So", Lal said, looking through the plexiglass window at the surface of the planet, "we're here, on Chiron, four lightyears away from home - I wonder if you can breathe the air outside?"

[History Guy]

"I'll go see!" cried a Peacekeeper, who ran out, and quickly ran back in, his face blue, saying "No, darn it, let's get out the air masks, OK?!"

[Kassiopeia]

"But we left the gas masks onboard Unity, and took the ship's stores of chocolate chip cookies and milk with us instead", Lal screamed.

[History Guy]

Morgan, who was getting a little worried, asked, "But Pravin, my friend...whose decision was it to leave the masks in favor of the cookies and milk?!"

[Mr. President]

"Well, let's see, there are seventeen UN Executives for Environmental Protection, fifteen UN Executives for Refreshments, another twelve on the UN Committee for Fairness in Committee-Building, and fifteen UN Fairness Observers for the Committee for Fairness in Committee-Building, so . . . I suppose it could have been anyone."

[Gnool]

Zakharov, who had drunk a few too many electricuted potatoes was now thoroughly intoxicated was quite befuddled by the events taking place and starting singing "I'm the great pretender" with Yang.

[History Guy]

As Morgan banged Lal's head against a wall, Ulric Svensgaard, infuriated that Zakharov and Yang were singing a Doo Wop tune that he did not know, began singing, "You know they call me Speedo, but my real name is Mr. Earl!"

[Kassiopeia]

Then, something completely (and, believe it or not, even more absurd then anything witnessed before) different happened.

[Gnool]

Judaa Marr, after crash landing on Planet, heard Zak & Yang's singing & was quite apalled that they didn't alter the sounds correctly, and proceeded to show them the correct way of singing "I'm the great pretender".

[GeneralTacticus]

"Who the hell is this ugly guy?" Zakharov wondered out loud.

[Kassiopeia]

Story concept: strange - Progenitors: no sentences - Continuation: difficult - Great pretender: Judaa Marr - Ugly: relative concept.

[Mr. President]

Svensgaard squinted his good eye at Zakharov and bellowed, "Just because I ain't never starred in no commericial doesn't mean I is ugly, baldy!"

[Kassiopeia]

"I am not bald", Zakharov stated, "just 'challenged hair-wise'."

[History Guy]

Zakharov then said something to the effect of: "Well, at least I have these flowing locks back here...sort of...and look at Yang...now this guy has serious baldness here..."

[Kassiopeia]

"Hair is not zen, comrades, therefore I have no bodily hair whatsoever."