One Sentence Story: The Escapr from the Unity

[History Guy]

As Corazon stroked her guns gently, saying such things as "My love, my own, my precious", Major Bootneck popped in, "Ah, Bootneck," she said, "Could you hand me a few tourniquets for my limbs?"

[Kassiopeia]

"Sure ma'am", Bootneck replied, but then said, askingly, "but, may I ask, why on Chiron do you want feathery large-ish birds consumed usually on Thanks Giving for your limbs, ma'am?"

[Mr. President]

Fortunately, Assistant Jobtech 3rd Class Domai broke the awkward moment by falling through the roof.

[History Guy]

"Oh...hi mates...I was just...eh...getting into a pod...lurched a bit...suppose it was that whiskey and soda...smashed through the titanium floor, fell right down here, stepping on Bootneck's head...OK, mate?" began Domai, spluttering, and spitting out some teeth.

[Kassiopeia]

"Hey, cut the chit chat, I'm hurting here", Santiago screamed, lying limp on the floor.

[Mr. President]

"Maybe I can help," Domai offered, "Bob got his hands cut off by a jigsaw in the engine core the other day and I picked them up for him."

[History Guy]

Domai chuckled insanely, "Heck, you should have seen the old bugger, turning around from the jigsaw, his arms sticking up, blood (looking a bit like watery red paint) spurting out like water from a hose, oh man, you shoulda seen it, mates!"

[Kassiopeia]

During this exchange, Santiago fell unconscious on the floor, blood gushing out of her body, giving a clear sign that she would perish if something wouldn't happen and fast.

[Mr. President]

Domai and Bootneck were so busy arguing about whether or not he was a sick masochistic freak, they did not even notice that the cargo hold was no longer attached to the rest of the ship.

[Gnool]

It was only when Domai was shoved backwards by Bootneck into the ever-expanding pool of Colonel Santiago's blood and slipped over that they noticed that they were hurtling towards Chiron at 500 km/h.

[Kassiopeia]

"Oh no, not again", said the bowl of petunias.

[Gnool]

While Domai's pod was busy screaming towards Planetsurface, Yang was having problems of his own.

[Mr. President]

"Who would have thought a jetpack would be so damn hard to operate?" he grumbled, as the harness' buckle pinched his finger.

[History Guy]

And so, at one minute, Yang struggled to remove his trapped pinky, Miriam and Pigtree claimed Planet as their own, Zakharov grew almost nine inches, Domai, Bootneck, and Santiago flapped about in the cargo hold, and Morgan and Lal watched the dancing girls, a big sperm whale suddenly splattered itself across the face of Chiron.

[Gnool]

Miriam, wiping some sperm whale blubber off herself, said, "Where did that sperm whale come from?"