Chicken

[aktarian]

Why did chicken cross the road?

Lal: Chickens should be able to cross any road without being questioned why they did it.

Morgan: Chicken crossed the road? Why wasn't he working?

Miriam: To worship god as he wished. His religion was persecuted on the other side so he crossed the road.

Deirdre: The real question shouldn't be why did chicken cross the road but if it was necessary to build road.

Yang: Chicken crossing road on his own is tearing apart our society with his individualistic demands.

Zakharov: Chicken crossing the road is interesting phenomenon which should be studied in details.

Santiago: This chicken is only the first of many who will cross the road. We must arm ourselves and prepare for defense.



Fell free to add for SMAX factions.

[GeneralTacticus]

LOL! Very funny!
This is the kind of joke I like!
Some of my own ideas for SMAX:

(I'm often not that good at writing original jokes, but here goes...)

Aki: Link him up to our conciousness and we'll find out.

Cha Dawn: He was following the will of Planet.

Roze: There was a computer terminal on the other side.

Domai: In an attempt to find better working conditions.

Svensgaard: there was another port to plunder on the other side.

[Cybergod]

Marr: Chicken: product of Planetmind. It must be harnessed in order: reaching godhood

Hmee: Pristinity preserved: within chicken. Caretakers: let chickens grow and prosper in order to kill Usurpers.

OK my jokes are no good compared to you one...

PS. Zdravo Slovenija!!!