A Friend In Need
Somewhere in OrionComNet
[Adams_K] Good afternoon.
[Protectorate7] Good morning.
Good morning? Ah, of course. I hope this isn't a bad time?
[Protectorate7] Viceroy Pym regrets not being able to speak with you in person. His meeting has run overtime.
[Adams_K] No, I understand. You know why I've called you?
[Protectorate7] I could guess.
[Adams_K] No need. My admirals are picking up the reason on their long-range scanners.
[Protectorate7] Ah.
[Adams_K] No human has ever faced arf'ria, did you know?
[Protectorate7] That so?
[Adams_K] Yes. The Gorn have, of course, for millennia now. Not even Sparta ever had that honor. But I digress.
Adams_K has uploaded an attachment: Bree.zip
[Adams_K] Happy birthday.
[Protectorate7] What is this?
[Adams_K] Open it and find out!
[Protectorate7] All right . . .
[Protectorate7] It works with PowerZip, right?
[Adams_K] I don't know what that is.
[Protectorate7] Don't worry, it does.
[Protectorate7] Whoa. Lots of stuff here!
[Adams_K] I thought you'd like it. I asked Military Intelligence to compile it. It was hard because some of those files had been archived in MilitaryNet. Some poor Thinker had to search through a hundred thousand megabytes and pull them out. So now you are the galaxy's foremost scholar on the Bree. How does it feel?
[Protectorate7] Thank you very much, Madame President.
[Adams_K] Don't mention it. I always knew the Bree wouldn't be able to resist interfering in the Human Sphere. Have Marcus Kessel's people called yet, by the way?
[Protectorate7] No. Should they have?
[Adams_K] They will soon, then.
[Protectorate7] Fine.
[Protectorate7] Can I ask you a question?
[Adams_K] Shoot.
[Protectorate7] Why are we talking this way? Isn't the ansible better? And more secure?
[Adams_K] You really wanna know?
[Adams_K] I was a chat-head in college.
[Adams_K] I can't make head nor tail of the new Emoticons, though. It's all mental now.
[Protectorate7] Ah, nostalgia. I'd better go show Viceroy Pym what you gave me. Thank you again!
Protectorate7 has logged off
[Adams_K] .
[Adams_K] It's up to you now, Doctor Pym . . .
Adams_K has logged off.
Somewhere in OrionComNet
[Adams_K] Good afternoon.
[Protectorate7] Good morning.
[Protectorate7] Viceroy Pym regrets not being able to speak with you in person. His meeting has run overtime.
[Adams_K] No, I understand. You know why I've called you?
[Protectorate7] I could guess.
[Adams_K] No need. My admirals are picking up the reason on their long-range scanners.
[Protectorate7] Ah.
[Adams_K] No human has ever faced arf'ria, did you know?
[Protectorate7] That so?
[Adams_K] Yes. The Gorn have, of course, for millennia now. Not even Sparta ever had that honor. But I digress.
Adams_K has uploaded an attachment: Bree.zip
[Adams_K] Happy birthday.
[Protectorate7] What is this?
[Adams_K] Open it and find out!
[Protectorate7] All right . . .
[Protectorate7] It works with PowerZip, right?
[Adams_K] I don't know what that is.
[Protectorate7] Don't worry, it does.
[Protectorate7] Whoa. Lots of stuff here!
[Adams_K] I thought you'd like it. I asked Military Intelligence to compile it. It was hard because some of those files had been archived in MilitaryNet. Some poor Thinker had to search through a hundred thousand megabytes and pull them out. So now you are the galaxy's foremost scholar on the Bree. How does it feel?
[Protectorate7] Thank you very much, Madame President.
[Adams_K] Don't mention it. I always knew the Bree wouldn't be able to resist interfering in the Human Sphere. Have Marcus Kessel's people called yet, by the way?
[Protectorate7] No. Should they have?
[Adams_K] They will soon, then.
[Protectorate7] Fine.
[Protectorate7] Can I ask you a question?
[Adams_K] Shoot.
[Protectorate7] Why are we talking this way? Isn't the ansible better? And more secure?
[Adams_K] You really wanna know?
[Adams_K] I was a chat-head in college.
[Adams_K] I can't make head nor tail of the new Emoticons, though. It's all mental now.
[Protectorate7] Ah, nostalgia. I'd better go show Viceroy Pym what you gave me. Thank you again!
Protectorate7 has logged off
[Adams_K] .
[Adams_K] It's up to you now, Doctor Pym . . .
Adams_K has logged off.
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