Celebrity: Maniac

[Alinestra Covelia]

When Maniac wakes up every 50 years, he immediately logs onto the Internet using ESP and crashing all communications. The sunspots are just a myth.

[Alinestra Covelia]

Maniac was looking for an avatar, but all the avatars were too afraid to be his in-forum graphical representative so he had to walk away "empty handed".

[Senethro]

Thats not a mysterious alien Borehole Cluster. Thats where Maniac puts his fingers when he goes bowling.

[Buster Crabbe's Uncle]

Senethro, please check out "How I spent MY day' in Creation. I implemented Pimp My Yang, and I'd love your thoughts.

[Edit: I was thinking of Setroc, though I care what you think anyway, and it seems kinda like I've worked on SOMEthing you had a hand in...]

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You guys are on a real roll here. No doubt from awe/fear of Maniac's thunder-studosity....

[Buster Crabbe's Uncle]

Wondering what happened to Darsnan?

Maniac happened to Darsnan.

[Alinestra Covelia]

"The first living thing to PBEM against Maniac was a small white noob. I still have him, in fact. As you can see, the pwnage was not so great as they say." ~ Academician Prokhor Zakharov.

[Buster Crabbe's Uncle]

"The first living thing to PBEM against Maniac was a small white noob. I still have him, in fact. As you can see, the pwnage was not so great as they say." ~ Academician Prokhor Zakharov.

Is there an "audible giggling-but mouth full of coffee" smilie?

[Illuminatus]

I must admit I haven't closed the thread immediately after dealing with the bot because I wanted to set up the joke in post #4 (I anticipated Maniac's reaction) but this has run off far more entertaining than I envisioned.

#15, #33 and #35 are very good.

[Buster Crabbe's Uncle]

I bet Maniac wants you to put my post back- and you saw what he did to Solver, so... (I got an email LOL from the victim.)

[Buster Crabbe's Uncle]

Thankee, I. You were right, of course, absent consent. You a good guy.

Maniac approves, I'm sure.