Is 'poly loading slow today?

[Flubber]

yup post took about 3 seconds from the time I hit submit ubtil I was back in the thread

[Enigma_Nova]

It's pretty erratic. I wonder what's going on?

[Frankychan]

E_N,

You ain't the only one whose having 'Poly problems. I'm getting "code" in some of my posts, while other times I get "server is busy". And sometimes I get posts with no avatars.

Usually takes me repeated attempts to get a post in.

You ain't the only one, bud.

[Skanky Burns]

All fine here.

[Frankychan]

You probably have some kind of deal with the 'Poly overlords!

[Enigma_Nova]

I expect it's just artificial lag created so that we'd all upgrade to apolyton plus.

[Skanky Burns]

Yes Franky, got it in one.

And the load isn't artificial, it just kicks in for you plebs erm, non-plus people earlier than for us.

[Enigma_Nova]

Bloody brilliant.
So what happens after we all upgrade to Apolyton Plus, and the server slows down for the Plus people?
Will there be Apolyton Plus Plus?

[Frankychan]

You're lucky I can't read that riight now. I've drank too much beers for me to do the patented 'Frankychan' quick reply.



You bastard.

[Enigma_Nova]

Drunkenness is no excuse for Spamming, Franky.
At least take the effort to sober up before you visit 'poly. :/

[Frankychan]

Wait wait wait....you're accusing me of spamming, E_N? Damn, you're more slick than I first believed.

I'll be sure to drink less when I visit 'Poly when you're around.

[Frankychan]

Skanky is numbah #2 in the 'I'm too good to lag" category.

[Enigma_Nova]

/me slaps Frankychan around a bit with a large trout
Misunderstood, incoherently responded, and done so in 2 posts.
Drunk people are so pathetic it's funny.

[Skanky Burns]

Who is number 1?

[Enigma_Nova]

HongHu or Jamski, of course.
Bloody apolyton supporters.