Picture Thread

[st_swithin]

Originally posted by Asher
Ewww, breasts.

I'll never understand how straight men find breasts on women attractive, but when a man has breasts, it's suddenly gross. double standards...

Well, now that Gator's outta prison, I gotta protect myself. You know, professional courtesy.

If you were a straight man, you wouldn't say that.

[Asher]

If you had a penis, you would be a man.

[st_swithin]

YOU ARE CORRECT. I have NO PENIS.

[MattH]

Correction: upper right middle.

[st_swithin]

He's all yours boys.

[Agathon]

Originally posted by Asher

I'll never understand how straight men find breasts on women attractive,

No you never will.....

...ahhhhh....

[st_swithin]

They've got that magnetic attraction to only straight men. I once dallied with the idea of getting a boob implant (yep, just one) on my forehead so that guys would at least be looking at the part of me I actually value, seriously.

[Kramerman]

Originally posted by st_swithin
Come and get me, boys:

I have to call attention-monger on that one

[Inverse Icarus]

Originally posted by st_swithin
YOU ARE CORRECT. I have NO PENIS.

well yeah, thats a prereq for enjoying CTP.

[Kramerman]

Originally posted by st_swithin
They've got that magnetic attraction to only straight men. I once dallied with the idea of getting a boob implant (yep, just one) on my forehead so that guys would at least be looking at the part of me I actually value, seriously.

that would just be gross... they would stare at your face alright, but they would stare at it as if you had a third eye or an arm growing out of your head or something like that. If breasts get you attention you dont want, then you dont have to show them off. you could dress conservatively and what not, and if people would only respect you for your bust, they probably arent ones you'd want respect from anyway. of course you know this, and no one likes to be told something they already know, so ill shut up and step back into my meager and naive place that is my own

[st_swithin]

You live in Austin, don't you?

You need to get out more, AND you need to work on your witty repartee'.

[Agathon]

Originally posted by st_swithin
They've got that magnetic attraction to only straight men. I once dallied with the idea of getting a boob implant (yep, just one) on my forehead so that guys would at least be looking at the part of me I actually value, seriously.

Oh come on, we aren't all that bad. Would you rather we all pretended not to notice them? That would be even more awkward.

At least nature has found a way of making us actually notice women, if only it didn't subsequently leave us mumbling and tongue tied.

[st_swithin]

Yeah, mumbling is the WORST. I really really HATE that.

[Kramerman]

Originally posted by st_swithin
You live in Austin, don't you?

You need to get out more, AND you need to work on your witty repartee'.

I get out plenty (as i do live in austin), AND i wasnt wasting my energy with wit which you often do

[st_swithin]

Touche' mon ami.