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What?Getting her drunk??
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Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing?
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Me getting her drunk didn't work. Her getting me drunk on the other hand.....One day Canada will rule the world, and then we'll all be sorry.Comment
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Are you suggesting you wouldn't sober, but you would drunk?
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I'm saying the drunk me is funny, charming, charismatic and all together more appealing.One day Canada will rule the world, and then we'll all be sorry.Comment
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So when you meet a girl you like you try to stay in a perpetually drunken state? Sounds cool.
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I've come up with my best one-liners that way.
There is a girl I know from Southampton that was/is mightily impressed by some of the individually crafted complimentary comments that I come out with when drunk. Far better than the sober "oh you look nice".One day Canada will rule the world, and then we'll all be sorry.Comment
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I know what you mean, the trick and also the problem is not to get too drunk, but remain at a level just under drunk.
Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing?
Then why call him God? - EpicurusComment
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No point in one-liners if you can't, uh, follow up.
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Hehe, not really what I meant, but point taken.
Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing?
Then why call him God? - EpicurusComment
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What did you mean then?
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Nope, I'd laugh because I know when a joke's a joke.Originally posted by Boris Godunov
Wow, you're an ass. I'd ask how you'd like it if people made such comments about your S.O. here, but then again, I guess you'd be the type to not mind.Only feebs vote.Comment
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Why? A woman who knows how to iron is worth twenty camels.Originally posted by Dauphin
This is a picture thread damnit.....
Here is a picture. Feel free to insult her, she doesn't post here.
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You're fat and bald and you smell like a rhinoceros's bottom.Originally posted by Agathon
Nope, I'd laugh because I know when a joke's a joke.
Haahhaaaahhhaaa
Come on laugh its a joke. Really it is.One day Canada will rule the world, and then we'll all be sorry.Comment
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The state in which one is happy, funny, witty and less restricted but not drunk.Originally posted by DrSpike
What did you mean then?
In other words, where the alcohol is an improvement, usually doesn't last a long time.
Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing?
Then why call him God? - EpicurusComment
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Yes it is, but it's just not very funny. Did you have a humorectomy or something?Originally posted by Dauphin
You're fat and bald and you smell like a rhinoceros's bottom.
Haahhaaaahhhaaa
Come on laugh its a joke. Really it is.
Don't be such a lamer. Having said that you got two out of three.
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