Can I change my username please?

[Egbert]

I first registered 10 years ago and have since wanted to change my username. I no longer want to use my real name as I crave anonymity.

Could you change my name please?

I think "Village Idiot" would be a suitable nom de plume for me. If that name is already taken then "Braindead" would be nice.

Thank you.

[Asher]

I suggest the name "Randolf Rudolph"

[Robert]

Braindead it is.

[Egbert]

Braindead it is.

Thank you Robert.

And thank you again for disregarding Ashers' suggestion.

[Robert]

It would have been the obvious choice if 'Braindead' would also have been taken
You're welcome.