I'm looking for a spy among the staff

[DrSpike]

Actually my email informs me that if you take out a loan to enlarge your penis and buy some viagra the hot naked women start to roll in anyway.

[Robert]

I'm a good spy, but good spies are expensive!
Make an offer that I can't refuse, and I'll be your spy.

Please don't communicate this through PM.
Ming reads all PM's, I can tell you as your humble spy.
Just put it here, Dan&Co will think we're just making fun and that I'm not serious.

[Lancer]

First you have to give me something to show you have the goods...

Like, erm, hmm. There's really nothing worth having is there. THIS could be a problem.

[Robert]

Just ask all questions you have, and I'll answer them.
It's amazing how much the administrators talk about their private life in 'staff-private life' forum!

[Imran Siddiqui]

Originally posted by Lancer


Of course, do you think me stupid?

Do you really want to know, or is that rhetorical?

[Will9]

Originally posted by CyberShy
It's amazing how much the administrators talk about their private life in 'staff-private life' forum!

What! Why didn't I get access to that forum! I want to laugh at Ming's and Dan's lives! How many more staff forums are there that I don't know about and how do I gain access to them?

[Lancer]

"Staff private life forum"

Oh haha. Whew. That's a good one.

[Robert]

Originally posted by Will


What! Why didn't I get access to that forum! I want to laugh at Ming's and Dan's lives! How many more staff forums are there that I don't know about and how do I gain access to them?

Well, there's the "Staff Credit Card" forum where staff members share credit card stuff.
Then there's the obvious "Staff Prayer forum" where we request prayers for each other, mostly of course for if we have to deal with bad polytubbies. Then I should not forget to mention the "Staff Health forum" where we discuss both physicall and mental problems. Lately Locutus told us about his tendency to become bald, and Rah gave him some ideas to cover this up.

You can get access by just logging in as DanQ:
login: DanQ
password: itsallfreakingMINE!

[DrSpike]

Surely there is a staff banning forum where you plot to ban Asher.

[Robert]

Originally posted by DrSpike
Surely there is a staff banning forum where you plot to ban Asher.

Asher

[Nikolai]

Originally posted by DrSpike
Surely there is a staff banning forum where you plot to ban Asher.

Haven't you realized yet why Asher came back? He's one of them now.

[DrSpike]

Well whoever is doing the impersonation of Asher's 'winning' personality is really talented.

[Nikolai]

Who said it's not him posting?

[Thoth]

Originally posted by DrSpike
Surely there is a staff banning forum where you plot to ban Asher.

It's here.

[Solver]

The most satisfying part is that CyberShy doesn't even have the full picture. As I found out after my promotion, there is indeed a secret babe thread, but it's admin-only. Extremely active for a thread which only 5 people have access to and doesn't upset out resident staff fundies due to being hidden.