MarkG kicked out

[rah]

Originally posted by DrSpike
Cool, I'm sure there is lots on the to-do list.

Mark's to-do list.
1. Get out of army
2. Get out of army
3. Get out of army
4. Get out of army
5. Stay out of army.


Congrats on completing most of your to-do list.

[Atahualpa]

yeah, according to greek tradition i now need find mysql a good girl and increase the population of the world as fast as possible

Get laid with a database???

[Kuciwalker]

For some, that's their only hope

[Lefty Scaevola]

Does this mean no more license to Kill?

[Nikolai]

It's means Paradise Lost.

[Heresson]

I have to deal with the army too.
Tomorrow I'm going to ask for next 1 year pardon due to studies.
I have to do it every year, it is quite annoying, because I study in far away city, the cost of rail transport is very high, and the office is only opened in normal days, which means I have to miss some of the lessons.
I've had additional problems at the start of the studies, where firstly the secretary wrote the note that I'm a student on old, obsolete, exemplar of proper document,
and next time she got the date wrong, and both sides were angry at poor little me.

[DrSpike]

Originally posted by Atahualpa


Get laid with a database???

That's what I call a Freudian slip.

[Nikolai]

On friday, I was called in to the office where the Norwegian military test all men for possible duty for them.(dunno what it's called in English, "sesjon" in Norwegian) The last years, less and less men is coming through, some because they doesn't meet the requirements, many because there is no room for them with today's money transfer( ). I got an easy message, because I have diabetes, they won't have me...

[Alex]

To: Mr. Markos Giannopoulos
From: Greek Army
Subject: Dismissal

We regret to inform you that you're being dismissed from military service due to your subversive actions, such as spreading among the soldiers a horrible and addictive thing called Civilization and giving some of them free Apolyton Plus accounts so they could get addicted to this so-called "Apolyton Civilization Site".

P.S.: Turn sent to you. Nice trick with the settlers.
P.S. 2: the "P.S." part is strictly confidential.

[Nikolai]

Good one!

[Kuciwalker]

[Barinthus]

Heh that was actually hilarious

[Japher]

What did he do with the settlers, and what's with the free poly plus accounts?

[Heresson]

yes, I sign up for one.

[PLATO]

Congratulations Mark on completing service to your country! Truly an honorable accomplishment.