Apolyton Fantasy Football

[Berzerker]

i wanna do a roto league next year but need good stats and i dont know to use

[Donegeal]

Why the hell do you think most of us would say "Sproles"?! When Sproles was the best option on your team, yeah, it was definitely Sproles. But you have ****ing Michael Bush!

No one would have said Sproles. Tell me who the hell would say Sproles?!

I'm not mad though it seems like it. I'm just flabbergasted that you would even think any of us would be like of course Sproles. I'm lost.

It's called copy/paste from the FF site I use for info. People there tend to look primarily at the names rather than reading the relevant info. I like hearing from you guys because you tend to listen better and give more informed opinions.

[-Jrabbit]

The main reason we're at Yahoo is that everyone here already had a Yahoo account. I haven't used my ESPN account in several years. When I started playing fantasy sports, theirs was one of the clunkiest interfaces I'd ever seen. Nice to know they got it together.

Oh, and FWIW, using head-to-head as tiebreaker is just a stupid way to let inferior teams into the playoffs. What it does is replace season-long "points against" luck with "injuries/byes/etc on the one random week we played" luck.

Of course, what's funny is that Albert would quickly agree to how ridiculous it is if it happened to benefit his opponent.

[-Jrabbit]

It's called copy/paste from the FF site I use for info. People there tend to look primarily at the names rather than reading the relevant info. I like hearing from you guys because you tend to listen better and give more informed opinions.

Plus we taught you how to spell "Sproles."

Good luck this week.

[flash9286]

The Eagles are going to cost me playoff berths in both leagues . 6 points, really Vince Young . And Eagles D/St .

[Berzerker]

I came real close to sitting McCoy, was even gonna look at the ww for Brown

[ColdWizard]

It's taken 6 of my players nearly two full quarters, but my team has finally outscored Marshawn Lynch.

[Al B. Sure!]

Why the hell do you think most of us would say "Sproles"?! When Sproles was the best option on your team, yeah, it was definitely Sproles. But you have ****ing Michael Bush!

No one would have said Sproles. Tell me who the hell would say Sproles?!

I'm not mad though it seems like it. I'm just flabbergasted that you would even think any of us would be like of course Sproles. I'm lost.

Oops.

[Donegeal]

[Al B. Sure!]

Who would have thought Miami could ever do that?

[Koyaanisqatsi]

Aaaaaaand, he's gone. IR with a broken leg. Well, there's one league I'll be losing the scoring lead in shortly.

...and Forte's knee means there goes the other as well.

[Berzerker]

wow, Slowwhand and Flash for the last spot

[flash9286]

wow, Slowwhand and Flash for the last spot

Come on MoJo.

[Berzerker]

looks like I snuck into the top bracket in our auction league despite losing the last 2 weeks, thx Guy

And most everyone still has playoffs so dont disappear if you're in the consolation bracket

[Koyaanisqatsi]

The DST regular season is over:

*1.     Deviations             11-2-0     .846     1841.63     1563.56     W-6     4     22
*2.     Berz                   10-3-0     .769     1802.27     1371.36     L-1     10     24
*3.     Mountain Goats         10-3-0     .769     1592.26     1377.18     W-1     2     13
*4.     Youth Rights Knights   8-5-0      .615     1697.81     1543.21     L-1     9     8
*5.     Purple Drank           8-5-0      .615     1548.93     1594.64     W-2     3     8
*6.     The Flashtastics       7-6-0      .538     1583.97     1387.35     W-1     14     13
7.      Dallas Dwarf Tossers   6-7-0      .462     1570.87     1467.44     W-1     11     9
8.      Savage Hammers         6-7-0      .462     1555.14     1481.58     W-5     5     15
9.      Calamitous Intent      6-7-0      .462     1463.78     1556.48     W-2     6     11
10.     I'm Thinking RBs       6-7-0      .462     1376.12     1443.70     L-2     12     43
11.     Spazz Monkeys          5-8-0      .385     1312.43     1612.18     L-2     13     14
12.     Quarterback AllStars   4-9-0      .308     1426.97     1596.27     L-1     8     8
13.     Chester's Tailors      3-10-0     .231     1320.13     1505.27     L-4     7     7
14.     The Mighty Drizzle     1-12-0     .077     1026.62     1618.71     L-10    1     2

Berz and I have byes next week in the top bracket, while the dwarves and hammers get the week off in the consolation bracket. Except for the bottom two teams, everybody is still live at this point.

Next week is the final game of the IDP regular season, and things are knotted at the top going in:

*1.     Calamitous Intent    11-2-0    .846     1994.70     1692.40     W-2     6     9
2.      Deviations           8-5-0     .615     1986.52     1879.46     L-1     9     31
3.      A Dead Horse         8-5-0     .615     1840.96     1684.04     L-2     4     28
4.      Mountain Goats       8-5-0     .615     1826.84     1778.67     W-3     2     15
5.      berz                 8-5-0     .615     1809.79     1811.09     L-1     8     54
6.      Random Encounter     6-7-0     .462     1894.62     1832.77     L-3     10     11
7.      Hairball Express     6-7-0     .462     1825.74     1785.46     W-1     7     19
8.      Vicious Rabbits      5-8-0     .385     1885.15     2053.94     W-4     12     38
9.      Electric Slide Jedi  5-8-0     .385     1803.24     1972.48     W-1     3     56
10.     Ice Hawks            5-8-0     .385     1670.67     1766.33     W-1     1     13
11.     Forte's Firemen      4-9-0     .308     1767.36     1780.97     L-1     5     15
12.     Dallas Dwarf Tossers 4-9-0     .308     1732.53     2000.51     L-3     11     24

Guy easily has the regular season wrapped up, but then things get tricky with four teams tied at 8-5 and vying for three spots in the top bracket. Berz and Jag are in a win-and-you're-in game next week. Because of that, I'm effectively in (unless three teams beat me by 140+ points...) and Zopp is also win-and-in but even if he loses he can still make it depending on the score of the Berz-Jag game.

In the salary cap league, I slightly extended my lead despite the next four teams getting 30+ points each from their QBs.

1     Deviations                1,117.56
2     Demoncaps                 1,059.76
3     Dallas Dwarf Tossers      1,022.78
4     ajhebelteam               1,011.08
5     Ice Hawks                 1,007.39
6     Vicious Rabbits           1,004.99
7     A Dead Horse              989.18
8     RAH's Crappy pix          965.12
9     Mingapulcos               951.72
10    U Jealous                 951.63
11    berz                      949.62
12    Four Racks                930.15
13    Da Boyz                   898.03
14    the youngest of them all  893.22
15    RB's RBs                  892.17
16    Meh                       891.48
17    Ramsey's team             784.39