Apolyton Fantasy Football

[SlowwHand]

I'm bumping this for flash in case he hasn't seen it.




Donegeal: Kyle Boller is starting for Oakland.

Then, adios.

[Al B. Sure!]

**** Tony Romo.

Should've started Tebow. And Romo did double duty screwing me by not throwing to Miles Austin and only working Bryant and Witten whom my opponent this week owns

****ing Romo

[Berzerker]

I went with Tebow.

I also benched Torain and went with Sporels and Murray.

Benched Washington.

sproles

and good job

[SlowwHand]

T. Romo NFL RATING 107.3

[Al B. Sure!]

**** Tony Romo. He screwed me in fantasy this week.

[Al B. Sure!]

And if you care about QB ratings, Eli Manning is #3 in the league behind only Rodgers and Brady with a QB rating of 101.1 for the season.

[-Jrabbit]

What's that, snoopy? You say your team is playing like crap and you just can't catch a break? You say you're 0-6 and last in the league in scoring?

No worries! You're playing the Vicious Rabbits.

[Guynemer]

SEVENTY ONE POINTS from Drew Brees in the IDP league.

Christ, I could've benched the entire rest of my team and still remained competitive.

Still undefeated in IDP, the inevitable first-round playoff loss looms...


In DST, ever so close to giving the Mountain Goats their first loss, I need a major game from Mercedes Lewis tonight. If that happens, I'll get over .500 and be tied for 5th.


The Auction Mountain Goats just mauled me behind Big Ben and Arrian Foster; I still have my Baltimore defense to play tonight, but there's no way to make up the gap, so I gotta hope Lewis shreds 'em. I'll still be tied for first, at least.

[Jaguar]

You had the best chance of handing my Goats a loss out of anyone. I had nine players on bye. Nine.

If I win, that gives me a 22-0 run dating back to 2009. The luck factor in that is beyond absurd.

[Spaced Cowboy]

I am so regretting dropping DeMarco Murray now.

I have no running backs.

[Donegeal]

Wow. What a week.

Tim Tebow, Make Wallace, Demarco Murray, Darren Sporels, Jimmy Graham, Dez Bryant, Mason Crosby. If there was a highlight play, I pretty much had them going.

[-Jrabbit]

Congrats, Donegeal. Talk about hitting the sweet spot!

Now do us all a favor and learn how to spell "Sproles."

[Koyaanisqatsi]

In a laudable effort to improve the realism of fantasy football, the Deviations took a bye week in week 7. Unfortunately, Yahoo didn't recognize this noble attempt to embiggen the game and handed out losses and pathetic point totals. Haters.

Poly DST

1. Mountain Goats 7-0-0 1.000 904.71 735.87 W-7 3 8
2. Youth Rights Knights 6-1-0 .857 977.91 819.82 W-1 2 3
3. Deviations 5-2-0 .714 983.75 927.35 L-1 14 13
4. Berz 5-2-0 .714 966.52 688.09 W-4 11 18
5. Purple Drank 4-3-0 .571 887.69 946.23 W-1 9 7
6. The Flashtastics 4-3-0 .571 883.92 656.64 W-1 6 7
7. I'm Thinking RBs 4-3-0 .571 720.66 783.70 L-1 12 30
8. Dallas Dwarf Tossers 3-4-0 .429 859.99 794.51 L-3 13 7
9. Calamitous Intent 3-4-0 .429 748.28 836.00 L-1 10 6
10. Quarterback AllStars 2-5-0 .286 783.46 863.55 L-1 7 4
11. Spazz Monkeys 2-5-0 .286 753.93 1028.65 W-1 8 7
12. Chester's Tailors 2-5-0 .286 704.76 734.85 L-1 4 3
13. Savage Hammers 1-6-0 .143 784.14 959.71 W-1 5 8
14. The Mighty Drizzle 1-6-0 .143 678.50 863.25 L-4 1 1

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Poly IDP

1. Calamitous Intent 7-0-0 1.000 1177.48 943.60 W-7 6 6
2. Deviations 5-2-0 .714 1129.10 1001.36 L-1 9 15
3. berz 5-2-0 .714 974.36 928.19 W-4 8 40
4. Random Encounter 4-3-0 .571 1055.62 980.96 W-1 10 3
5. A Dead Horse 4-3-0 .571 962.88 875.57 L-2 4 16
6. Mountain Goats 4-3-0 .571 934.26 963.41 W-2 2 9
7. Hairball Express 3-4-0 .429 973.38 983.27 L-3 7 11
8. Dallas Dwarf Tossers 3-4-0 .429 958.84 1076.15 L-1 11 14
9. Ice Hawks 3-4-0 .429 885.35 929.02 W-1 1 7
10. Electric Slide Jedi 2-5-0 .286 900.93 1038.26 L-1 3 31
11. Vicious Rabbits 1-6-0 .143 980.24 1193.19 L-2 12 24
12. Forte's Firemen 1-6-0 .143 925.98 945.44 W-1 5 10

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Poly Cap

1 Demoncaps 666.07
2 Deviations 616.74
3 Dallas Dwarf Tossers 603.35
4 RAH's Crappy pix 591.52
5 ajhebelteam 565.44
6 Ice Hawks 562.36
7 Vicious Rabbits 547.00
8 berz 534.01
9 Mingapulcos 530.66
10 U Jealous 506.66
11 Da Boyz 503.90
12 A Dead Horse 498.73
13 Meh 494.87
14 Four Racks 488.15
15 Ramsey's team 467.36
16 the youngest of them all 457.83
17 RB's RBs 453.86

[Al B. Sure!]

I have to apologize to Flash. I really whiffed big time on my FA suggestions for this week. Sorry. I had good logic for why those guys should have had good games but it didn't work out.

[Spaced Cowboy]

Yeah, I still have the DST record...err for most points against me.