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    Sex is Like Golf…

    Sex is a lot like golf, you don't really need to be good at it to enjoy it.

    Tiger Woods can't get enough.

    You avoid sand at all costs.

    Most of your partners have had major handicaps.




    What are some other ways? I'm not a golfer. Surely some golfers know.
    Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
    "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
    He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead
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    Sticks, balls, and holes. Pretty clear what the other ways the two are related are.
    "Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
    "I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi

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      The area around the hole is meticulously trimmed to look good.
      It's almost as if all his overconfident, absolutist assertions were spoonfed to him by a trusted website or subreddit. Sheeple
      RIP Tony Bogey & Baron O

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        There you go!
        Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
        "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
        He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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