It's The Ashes!

[Egbert]

A simpler ranking:

England

Australia

[Dauphin]

It's all over now. Australia can't win the last Test now.

[Cort Haus]

I dunno. Finish off the tail early tomorrow , then bat very positively till day 5 lunch to get to 400 or so then skittle the poms out for 150-ish in the last two sessions and Shayne's yer Uncle - series drawn.

[Cort Haus]

Or not.

[Dauphin]

[Dauphin]

Johnson hit for 20 off of one over.

[Cort Haus]

Yes, that over was rather good.

Anyway, it is done. A 3-1 drubbing, with each win by an innings. We fackin hammered them.

[Egbert]

We was fackin hammered.

[Cort Haus]

Braindead, have you heard Warney ranting about what he thinks is wrong with the Austrayan team? He's blaming what he calls the "computer analysts".

[Egbert]

Every man and his dog are ranting about everything and anything. I haven't heard Warneys rant about "computer analysts" yet.
Expect enormous quantities of flying bullsh*t from all directions for some quite time.
This has caused consternation in the colonies.

BTW Enjoy your beer or two.

[Dauphin]

Karl Kennedy, Paul Hogan, Mel Gibson, Rolf Harris, Bob Hawke, Bouncer, Pat Cash, Kylie Minogue, Germaine Greer, Holly Valance, Jason Donovan, Ian Thorpe, Hugh Jackman, Rod Laver, John Howard, Toady, Shane Warne. Harold Bishop, can you hear me? Harold Bishop YOUR BOYS TOOK A HELL OF A BEATING!