Cricket: 20-20 Not The World Cup

[aneeshm]

YaaaaahoooooooooOO!

[Cort Haus]

Well done, India.

[aneeshm]

Pak ko sharafat sikha denge,
Bharat is shakti dikha denge.
Ae Pak, humse panga na lena, varna,
JOHANNESBERG mein kya,
LAHORE mein Tirange lehra denge..

[aneeshm]

Rough translation:

We shall teach civility to Pak,
We shall show Bharat's might,
Oh Pak! do not mess with us,
For then, instead of just Johannesberg,
We shall unfurl the Tricolour in Lahore.

[aneeshm]

Just a celebratory SMS I got.

[Joe Kick Ass]

That's scary.

[aneeshm]

Originally posted by Joe Kick Ass
That's scary.

Why? I like it. Conveys our mood pretty well.

You haven't seem the more extreme SMSs floating around at such times, have you?

[Cort Haus]

Is there another verse where Pakistan is nuked and the lyrics celebrate women and children running screaming down the road with their eyeballs boiling and their flesh dripping off?

[aneeshm]

Originally posted by Cort Haus
Is there another verse where Pakistan is nuked and the lyrics celebrate women and children running screaming down the road with their eyeballs boiling and their flesh dripping off?

No.




But there is this:

Pak needed five runs in one ball.

Pak people: Ya allah, ek chakka de de.
Allah replied: Kutte, Poora pakistan bhar diya, aur kitne bheju?


To understand the following, you have to understand that "chakka" in Hindi means both a sixer an an eunuch.


Translation:

Pak needed five runs in one ball.
Pakistani people, to Allah: Oh Allah! Give us a chakka.
Allah relpied: You dogs, I've filled the whole of Pakistan, how many more do I have to send?

[LordShiva]

I watched it projected on a big screen with 200 other people. Good stuff. Didn't get any stupid jingoistic SMSs, either

When Pakistan's captain thanked "all teh Muslims of teh world," everyone boo'd, and then cheered when Man of teh Match Irfan Pathan (a Muslim) thanked Allah