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[Egbert]

Are you?

I am.

ignorance is bliss

[MrFun]

on occasion

[Aeson]

There are these lizards that like to run around in the rafters in the house here. Sometimes they take a dump, and yes, it's landed on my head at times. While the turds tend to be hard and dry and are only about the size of a tic-tac, it's still not terribly pleasant.

At first i didn't know where they came from, as they are sometimes difficult to spot... but I am no longer ignorant of it.

[Docfeelgood]

consensus yes