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Only two front-page threads on ass-wiping? You people are slipping.
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17Buttplug-assisted deep cleaning17.65%3Toilet paper is environmenally unsound, I use old corncobs instead17.65%3I just wait for it to rain, if you know what I mean23.53%4I do not produce feces therefore this question is inapplicable to me41.18%7<p style="font-size:1024px">HTML is disabled in signatures
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If there is no sound in space, how come you can hear the lasers?
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A clear front runner already!I'm consitently stupid- Japher
I think that opinion in the United States is decidedly different from the rest of the world because we have a free press -- by free, I mean a virgorously presented right wing point of view on the air and available to all.- NedComment
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I remember when Loin was funny.
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Don't try to confuse the issue with half-truths and gorilla dust!Comment
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I remember when Tuberski didn't make such ridiculously inane posts.<p style="font-size:1024px">HTML is disabled in signatures </p>Comment
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I mean, for ****'s sake, if you people want humor then what are you doing on apolyton?
Sometime in mid-2003 I made a joke thread that was promptly deleted. I asked Ming why it was deleted and he told me it was because I was an annoying poster. This is the forum we're left with. I certainly don't come here to laugh or to make other people laugh, I come here to remind myself that humans are stupid and evil. And, apparently, they're also obsessed with ass-wiping. If my making light of this observation has offended you, Tuberski, then kindly go choke on a dick.<p style="font-size:1024px">HTML is disabled in signatures </p>Comment
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No you don't.
I'm always inane.
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I also have a poor memory. I probably mistook you for Intgrspin at some point.<p style="font-size:1024px">HTML is disabled in signatures </p>Comment
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It doesn't offend me, Ming is no longer a mod, and you used to be funny.Originally posted by loinburger View Post
If I made an observation that has offended you, take out your butt plug and swallow it.
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Loin should read stuff before posting.Try http://wordforge.net/index.php for discussion and debate.Comment
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Oh joy, the world's stupidest poster has made an appearance. Oerdin lecturing anybody on reading comprehension is absolutely laughable.<p style="font-size:1024px">HTML is disabled in signatures </p>Comment
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Tuberski, please link me to the funniest thread posted in the last three months so I'll know what I'm supposed to be emulating. If it's a thread you posted then so much the better.<p style="font-size:1024px">HTML is disabled in signatures </p>Comment
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i don't remember when loin was funny. i don't think he was always so prissy though."The Christian way has not been tried and found wanting, it has been found to be hard and left untried" - GK Chesterton.
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