I told someone I was posting at "poly" the other day...

[Mojotronica]

And they did a double-take.

I asked them why the double-take?

They said that "poly" is slang for a woman who is in a committed relationship with a man but has a girlfriend or girlfriends or other lovers on the side with whom she is also sexually active.

I said that's not my thing, I just like the Civilization series of games.

Plus I think men can be "poly," but when they say they are poly it means they are in a committed relationship and just kidding themselves that they could have girlfriends on the side openly if they wanted to. We call that "delusional." Unless maybe they are loaded.

[Fve Crathva]

Loaded like my balls.

SP

[loinburger]

I was going to the movies with a high school buddy and his holder sister roundabout the year 2000, and while discussing which movie to see while outside of the theater the sister said quite loudly "I wanna see Snatch."

[chequita guevara]

Poly also stands for polyamory (it's not just for women). It means loving more than one person.

[ZEE]

Lets all guess the "Which Personality is AAHZ" game. Its fun for everyone and is the events are usually remembered for years after!

[Ocktoepuss]

Poly also stands for Polycystic Ovary Syndrome. Like, you know. Elok's wife. You insensitive ****s. Now go buy some condoms and jerk off safely.

[loinburger]

The Pope disapproves of jerking off into a condom. Use a jerkbasin held by a jerklad like in The Tudors.

[Ocktoepuss]

I don't get it. If the dude's wife has PCOS, what the **** is he using rubbers for? Even if he happens to time it right, the chance of him knocking her up is de minimis.

Did I just say de minimis?

[Finvola]

The Pope disapproves of jerking off into a condom. Use a jerkbasin held by a jerklad like in The Tudors.

I've heard of chamber pots but never jerkbasins. Those whacky Tudors.

[bumfister]

Poly needs some excitement.

[Finvola]

or chamberpots and jerkbasins.

[bumfister]

Jerking off into chamberpots would seem to be poly's normal pastime.

[Finvola]

But are there enough jerklads to go around ?

[SlowwHand]

Has the average age, physically, emotionally or mentally dropped to 13?

[self biased]

Has the average age, physically, emotionally or mentally dropped to 13?

you tell me, sloww...