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  • Relative Taint sizes

    Guy = biggest taint
    Girl = smaller taint
    Dickgirl = smallest taint of all

    Have I got it straight?

  • #2
    I hear Loin has a taint ratio of 4:1 but that is supposed to be kept on the down low.
    Try http://wordforge.net/index.php for discussion and debate.

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    • #3
      What the hell is a "taint ratio" you fruitcake?
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      • #4
        For a guy, it's the circumference of your nutsack relative to your taint.

        For a girl, it's the size of the speculum you can fit in your vazh vs. the size of the speculum you can put in zee pooper.

        For a dickgirl, it's incalculable.

        Have I got it straight?

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        • #5
          For a dickgirl it's the diameter of her Prince Albert vs her cup size (average of breast cup and athletic cup).
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          • #6
            Originally posted by loinburger View Post
            What the hell is a "taint ratio" you fruitcake?
            You know excatly what that means you dickgirl!
            Try http://wordforge.net/index.php for discussion and debate.

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            • #7
              This thread isn't really necessary.
              Click here if you're having trouble sleeping.
              "We confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no large ones." - François de La Rochefoucauld

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