[serious] Thread in which I negotiate with Ben Kenobi for his apology

[Solomwi]

OK so Asher wants Ben to apologize, and stop being the cause of global warming or something. And Ben wants to remove the overzealous Asher from his dictator position to replace him with someone Ben can control better. Right? Well, how bout you guys just shoot nukes at each other and get it over with. The war will be quick and painless...no one ever apologizes.

The problem is that neither of them really knows anything about the Apolyton OT Constitution, since neither ever took an oath to defend it or got shot at for it.

(NB: In case it's not clear, and I'm betting it's not for some, that's not a crack on military service. It's a crack on your attempt to use military service as a foundation for constitutional knowledge.)

[Asher]

I demand an apology for being tricked into reading this thread.

I offer my most sincere apologies.

[Guynemer]

You, sir, are a gentleman and a scholar.

[Asher]

See how easy that was, Ben?

[Felch]

The problem is that neither of them really knows anything about the Apolyton OT Constitution, since neither ever took an oath to defend it or got shot at for it.

[RGBVideo]

his drams queen antics disrupted the thread

[molly bloom]

Add in, "Asher accuses me of being just like his crazy ex, and then proceeds to tell a story about how his ex faked an obit..."

I now understand how you can completely fail to see the gaps in your logic in other threads- such as the drivel you posted about natural rights.

Despite my harbouring no good will towards Asher, in no way do I see how what he wrote in his post could be construed as an attempt to say that you pretended your father died and he's supposedly calling you out on it.


Congrats, Ben- you almost make me feel sorry for Asher.

[rah]

This is hilarious.

Thanks asher for making a bigger ass of yourself then I ever could.

Only Ben could be so clueless.

Thanks Asher. You shoot and you score. Even if it was sooooooo predictable.

[rah]

Oh, and while we're on the subject of apologies.

ASHER, I apologize for twisting your arm to apologize that last time. In hindsight, the bastard didn't deserve it. (actually hindsight wasn't required )
And I really appreciated that you played along and could understand why it had to be so.

[Alinestra Covelia]

Has he moved for impeachment yet?

I wonder if that word has any different undertones if the president is gay.

[molly bloom]

I wonder if that word has any different undertones if the president is gay.

You have to use the slightly different 'impeachybunsment'.




Mmm.... peachy buns.

[Asher]

Oh, and while we're on the subject of apologies.

ASHER, I apologize for twisting your arm to apologize that last time. In hindsight, the bastard didn't deserve it. (actually hindsight wasn't required )
And I really appreciated that you played along and could understand why it had to be so.

Thanks rah. Sometimes it's good to know my moral compass was pointed straight.

[Alinestra Covelia]

Just because Asher think he deserves an apology doesn't mean he gets one. It doesn't even mean he deserves one.

I, OTOH, have no doubts at all that I'm owed many apologies
You don't see me crying about it. I'm pretty darn though.

I apologize for hinting through innuendoes that you were a Communist. Given your proud membership to that august political movement, I should have just come out and said so.

[Japher]

Hey Sloww, I'm sorry you're a jackass!

[Arrian]

If anyone is in any way surprised by this, I refer them to the old Helen Keller/Socialism thread.

-Arrian