MOBIUS' Bible Trivia thread

[MOBIUS]

What if Dale wrote the Bible, and not God? What famous passages would you expect to read from His Book?

It's a bit late, so I'll start with a few ideas:

'In the Beginning There Was The Death Threat...'

'And Dale said, "Let there be Pandas"...

Those two leap immediately from my mind, but then I mostly spend my time avoiding the Good Book and was hoping for more enlightened input...

[Jon Miller]

Dale isn't here, so I think this will probably be closed.

JM