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    With all the digital history... what will those alive think of us?

  • #2
    They'll look at us like we look at slavers. 6 billion people living on $12/day or less, genocides, wars, coups, puppet dictators, so a cult of demonic pedophiles can have bigger yachts.

    They'll look at us in horror for how we treat animals and the environment. We are specieists commiting planetwide ecocide.

    They'll look at us as thieves who stole from our own children. There's ~$300 trillion in debt. At ~5% that comes to ~$15 quadrillion in the lifespan of a newborn.

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    • #3
      Without proper metadata and documentation, nothing at all.
      Click here if you're having trouble sleeping.
      "We confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no large ones." - François de La Rochefoucauld

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      • #4
        Given our current trajectory, anyone still alive will be more worried about getting enough food to last the winter and/or fend off the raiders.
        Indifference is Bliss

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        • #5
          Maybe in 500 yrs the Zombie Inquisition will hunt down folks who still can utter something intelligible, use a coffee maker or a swiss army knife for witchcraft ... and for dinner of course
          Blah

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          • #6
            Originally posted by My Wife Hates CIV View Post
            With all the digital history... what will those alive think of us?
            Swipe left on their feed.
            One day Canada will rule the world, and then we'll all be sorry.

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            • #7
              In 500 years, the world will be ruled by the Sea Otters
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              I am not delusional! Now if you'll excuse me, i'm gonna go dance with the purple wombat who's playing show-tunes in my coffee cup!
              Rules are like Egg's. They're fun when thrown out the window!
              Difference is irrelevant when dosage is higher than recommended!

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              • #8
                They will think that all the wire is good for tying stuff up, but the disks are useless for anything, except maybe shingles.
                No, I did not steal that from somebody on Something Awful.

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                • ricketyclik
                  ricketyclik commented
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                  Disks are good for keeping birds off your crops.

              • #9
                Originally posted by Aeson View Post
                They'll look at us like we look at slavers. 6 billion people living on $12/day or less, genocides, wars, coups, puppet dictators, so a cult of demonic pedophiles can have bigger yachts.

                They'll look at us in horror for how we treat animals and the environment. We are specieists commiting planetwide ecocide.

                They'll look at us as thieves who stole from our own children. There's ~$300 trillion in debt. At ~5% that comes to ~$15 quadrillion in the lifespan of a newborn.
                you do realize that in 500 years they would be just as likely to lump us in with the previous 10,000 years or so of civilization. None of the vices you mention were less obvious in any of that time frame really apart from ecocide where some hunter gatherer societies managed as a result of the hardships of prior experience led to various largely sustainable rules that they lived by To the best of my knowledge all of the civilizations to date failed in that regard, usually doing about as much damage as they could without going out of their way to cause it. Every generation seems to think that ubiquitous outrageous ethical lapses really started on their watch which is almost as funny as it is tragic.

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