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  • There's nothing sadder

    than a girl making a point of doing the sing of the cross everytime she walks pass a church. and do it three times

    nothing more pathetic and unsexual


    that she's pretty means nothing



  • #2
    we onmly have one life and they choose to spend it as uninspired slaves

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    • #3
      and all of them are right wingers wether they admit it or not

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      • #4
        i like how she was presented as having strong foundations


        in what? being a dumbskull bore to death hystrionic anorexia neurosa religious lobotomy?

        if I wanted a chainmaster I'd go back to rome sit next to spartacus

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        • #5
          and all of them are emotionally deregulated. (they do kiss great though)


          phew away away from the chain master of nothing

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          • #6
            that's the perils of being sober

            you risk getting entagled in such pitfalls

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            • #7
              Got shot down, huh?
              No, I did not steal that from somebody on Something Awful.

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              • #8
                Exactly the opposite

                I shot her down once she begged me to give her another chance, I did, I became more convinced of how incmpatible we are and will shoot her down again as gently as I can manage tomorrow

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                • #9
                  I just pray that she kind of got the message and will not bother me but we will let it sink silently into the night

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                  • #10
                    Cope and seethe.
                    No, I did not steal that from somebody on Something Awful.

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                    • #11
                      Why are you so jealous and petty?

                      There's a cat for you somewhere.

                      She'll even eat you when you die.

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Bereta_Eder View Post
                        than a girl making a point of doing the sing of the cross everytime she walks pass a church. and do it three times

                        nothing more pathetic and unsexual


                        that she's pretty means nothing


                        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bfk6dKgcDr8
                        Yeah. Besides she'll be into all that no sex before marriage bollocks so I'd avoid that.
                        Speaking of Erith:

                        "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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                        • #13
                          Oh yeah I'm sure this young lady is devastated that the drunk overweight 50 year old man who stares at her from a park bench as she walks by church every morning isn't interested in having sex with her.
                          "...awkwardly and shyly. He stroked it gently and then he blushed and turned hastily away. ‘Hullo, Sam!’ said Frodo. ‘It’s warm!’ said Sam.​" -The Lord of the Rings, The Fellowship of the Ring

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Bereta_Eder View Post
                            Why are you so jealous and petty?

                            There's a cat for you somewhere.

                            She'll even eat you when you die.
                            HOW DARE YOU.

                            HIS name is Tripp and he is cuddled up with me on this chair this very moment.
                            No, I did not steal that from somebody on Something Awful.

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                            • #15
                              This site requires approvals at the weirdest times.
                              No, I did not steal that from somebody on Something Awful.

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