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  • Gastronomical Advice

    (Gastro = intenstine. Nomical=regulation/law/partaning of)

    if you eat watermelon without feta you're missing out

  • #2
    Sounds like a variant of putting salt on watermelon, which itself is a variant of combining salt and sweet, which should be fine.

    Except that feta tastes like feet smell.
    No, I did not steal that from somebody on Something Awful.

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    • #3
      I shudder to think what kind of "feta" you have then

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      • #4
        Feety feta.
        No, I did not steal that from somebody on Something Awful.

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        • #5
          On a related note, it is considered very poor manners to mention old dirty gym socks to someone enjoying a piece of Wensleydale cheese.
          No, I did not steal that from somebody on Something Awful.

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          • #6
            I have no idea what that is nor does anyone that matters

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            • #7
              Originally posted by The Mad Monk View Post
              Feety feta.
              also knows as american

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              • #8
                Originally posted by The Mad Monk View Post
                On a related note, it is considered very poor manners to mention old dirty gym socks to someone enjoying a piece of Wensleydale cheese.
                Oh I searched it. It's some english abomination.

                You are deeper in the sht lake than I thought

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                • #9
                  food and england don't go in the same sentence and americans obviosuly only eat plastic labeled as the original

                  at least someone is making money selling you sh!t and calling it feta.
                  Then again, that's a given for a lot of things

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                  • #10
                    Watermelons keep folks hydrated
                    Blah

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Bereta_Eder View Post
                      food and england don't go in the same sentence and americans obviosuly only eat plastic labeled as the original

                      at least someone is making money selling you sh!t and calling it feta.
                      Then again, that's a given for a lot of things
                      Hey, that's unfair on the English... They conquered half the world just to try and get some palatable food!

                      I had a friend whose father came from a British family, and their best family recipe was a curry.
                      Indifference is Bliss

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                      • #12
                        well "conquered" is a bit of a strong word seeing as they apparently left with the ease of a sht fly off a horse's ass when it thrashes its tail

                        but at least they have their own food. spotted dck and such. it sucks, but it's theirs

                        poor mad monk over there has to plagiarize something becuase he has nothing. and he chose england.... a brain MRI might help

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                        • #13
                          Five million World Cup tourists disagree.

                           
                          No, I did not steal that from somebody on Something Awful.

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Bereta_Eder View Post
                            well "conquered" is a bit of a strong word seeing as they apparently left with the ease of a sht fly off a horse's ass when it thrashes its tail

                            but at least they have their own food. spotted dck and such. it sucks, but it's theirs

                            poor mad monk over there has to plagiarize something becuase he has nothing. and he chose england.... a brain MRI might help
                            I think your analysis of British food is a little oversimplistic. I don't think I've ever eaten spotted dick.
                            Speaking of Erith:

                            "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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                            • #15
                              Ya'll are all still poisoning yourselves with meat and dairy I see.
                              "...awkwardly and shyly. He stroked it gently and then he blushed and turned hastily away. ‘Hullo, Sam!’ said Frodo. ‘It’s warm!’ said Sam.​" -The Lord of the Rings, The Fellowship of the Ring

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