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    I was wondering whether delivery guys are secretly conspiring for world domination???

    Sounds weird, heh?

    But first let's do our own research. What's reaaallly going on here? A few pointers:

    1. Almost all of them are using bicycles, ebikes or some sort of scooter. Coincidence? Sometimes you see someone delivering bigger stuff by truck, car or so. But that could be intentional, to divert attention from the fact that most are just using bicycles, ebikes or some sort of scooter.

    2. Often they are masked. At least when it's cold and rainy outside, and they're on a bicycle, ebike or some sort of scooter. Suspicious, if you ask me! Using bad weather as excuse to mask up should ring alarm bells everywhere!

    3. Very often, they are talking to someone via hands-free/smartphone. Very often in a language I don't understand. Obviously they're planning something totally nefarious. Why else would they resort to such means?

    Seriously folks, this all sounds quite dramatic to me. Wake up before it's too late -- what appears to be harmless or even mutually beneficial (like: pizza for money) looks more like a plot to destroy freedom or at least the galaxy. You have been warned.

    But hey, I'm basically just asking questions


    Last edited by BeBMan; Yesterday, 12:13. Reason: yay
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