The US should declare war on Canada today...

[Dauphin]

Greenland is greed for resources as ice melts and they become more accessible (or so he can have a place to send 12 million deportees)

Canada is just to puff chest before negotiating for whatever he he is trying to get in trade deal.

Panama is probably a genuine concern over China (whether or not it is valid or not)

Non serious sequence of upcoming events:

Summer 2025: Ukraine gets peace after concessions but a U.S. negotiated agreement that Ukraine is under NATO protection

Autumn 2025: US withdraws from NATO

Spring 2026: US lands military in Greenland and Panama to secure key sites. Meets little resistance. Denmark calls on NATO to defend its interests - US now at Cold War with Canada and NATO. U.S. closes Canadian border

Summer 2026: Border skirmishes escalate and U.S. sends troops in make limited incursions into Quebec and BC. Canada calls on NATO nuclear countries to assist with threat of nuclear deterrence. France and Britain refuse. NATO alliance effectively dead.

Spring 2027: U.S. launches ultimatum of Anschluss or hit war - deadline passes and invasion.

Spring / Summer 2027: China invades Taiwan as US is bogged down in Canadian campaign as individual states mull declaring independence from Trump lead US; Russia invade Ukraine and Baltics as no deterrence left.

My predictions are closer to reality than I had hoped.

[Uncle Sparky]

Carney has just said Canada will fulfill our NATO commitment to defend Greenland. Will tRump suspend military action in Minnesota to allack Canada?

[SlowwHand]

[dannubis]

No. You can not have that toy.

[Dauphin]

pic

I don’t know what is more amusing. The trade or that Central America is under water.

[The Mad Monk]

Central America has been under water for some time now.

[Uncle Sparky]

Minnesota should become our 11th province

[Bereta_Eder]

canada's pm seemed more or less sane in davos and said what basically every person with a minimal mental equilibrium would think


then of course the organge mass that represents everything that;s cheap and low in the human race went out screaming 100% duanes

sad

also it has come to my attention that minesota might be in some circles be considered civilized which is why maybe there is a pushback to pathetic fascist

[Bereta_Eder]

also I'm astounded at how amolaristic and self serving our current administration is towards to the US. they make machiaveli look like picachu. and I'm not saying that in their favor