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    Today: Tucker And The Forces Of Hell

    Tucker Carlson, the former CNN and Fox News political chat host, has said he was “physically mauled” by a demon a year and a half ago, in an assault that he says left him bleeding and with scars from “claw marks”.

    Carlson made the claim while speaking in an upcoming documentary, Christianities? In a preview clip on YouTube, Carlson is asked by John Heers of the non-profit First Things Foundation if he believed that “the presence of evil is kickstarting people to wonder about the good”.

    “That’s what happened to me. I had a direct experience with it,” said Carlson.

    Asked if he was referring to journalism, Carlson responded: “No, in my bed at night. I got attacked while I was asleep with my wife and four dogs and mauled, physically mauled.”

    Carlson, who said he still bears the scars, said his assailant was a “demon”. He added: “Or by something unseen that left claw marks on my sides.”


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    Former Fox News host says he was ‘physically mauled’ by unknown entity in assault that left him with ‘claw marks’





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    So weird. He's not amusing. He's not clever. He has his one party trick ("just asking questions...") and that was pretty old back even before Fox fired him for costing the Murdochs nearly a billion dollars.

    In today's world, he will always be able to find a platform. I just can't fathom why anyone would bother to find him and watch him. What a weenie.
    Apolyton's Grim Reaper 2008, 2010 & 2011
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    • #3
      He really has it with them demons these days:

      Ex-Fox News host makes bizarre claim on Steve Bannon’s podcast, days after saying a demon attacked him in his sleep


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      • #4
        He is such a Hallow-weinie.
        No, I did not steal that from somebody on Something Awful.

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        • #5
          Tucker shoudl be catalogued in Britanicca under "why west failed"


          apart from that hallowin queen whatever it's called

          wtf it will never catch here stop trying

          bunch of (mexican?) degenrates

          there is too much light in Greece for that

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