Poly Story/Joke Thread

[BeBMan]

Feel free to continue. Each poster can only add one line per post, no two or more postings of the same poster in a row. Otherwise you can post as often as you wish.




I start with:

A morons, an imbeciles and a horde of brainless zombies walk into a bar...

[N35t0r]

The bar gets scared and tries to run away

[Bereta_Eder]

but trips and falls on some texans which open fire

[Uncle Sparky]

one accidentally shooting Tom Hanks.

[BeBMan]

Thanks to the heavy plot armor he is wearing, Tom Hanks emerges from this mess unharmed, but...

[Dauphin]

he must get to a library urgently, in order to solve the puzzle of the Nazi Republicrat Communist Eurotrash Puppeteers in the Kyiv branch of the Russian Vatican.

[Uncle Sparky]

Tom waited for the # 66 (Diplomacy WorldMasters (private)) bus, which sped by his stop without even slowing down. Keanu was in the driver's seat.
(out: just discovered a quicklink)

[BeBMan]

Later, Keanu insisted that he had planned to halt the vehicle, but the Coriolis force was way too strong.

[PLATO]

Later, Keanu insisted that he had planned to halt the vehicle, but the Coriolis force was way too strong.

He thought he was on the right bank of the river but apparently he had gotten downstream wrong and the Coriolis force caused him to keep going.

[Uncle Sparky]

This angered the Capo of the Corleone family who misheard 'Coriolis' and felt disrespected.

[BeBMan]

He was so in rage that he forgot to eat his pizza, so his private pizza cook felt disrespected too and...