A thrade filled with advice for our abused and vulnerable moderators

[Egbert]

Please poast your most excellent advice for moderators in this thrade. To make their lives easier so that they may spend more time basking in the adulation of those who poast on this forum.

I will begin with excellent advice.

If somebody is poasting nonsense put him on ignore so you can't see it.

We has a moderator called Mike who reckoned this was the way to go.

Over to you gentlemen.

[BeBMan]

I say ban'em all and let God sort them out.

[Egbert]

I want to bump this thrade to the top, where Uncle and the moderators can see it.

[Stantroll]

REMEMBER DA BATACL4N!!!1

[EPW]

A sense of humor and irony, a humble disposition, and being able to laugh at yourself are all qualities that a good moderator needs.

[Berzerker]

good traits for everyone

[Egbert]

One of our moderators forgot to take his meds and amended the title of my thrade.

[Dale]

Heard a rumour that Poly has a staff issue. So, I'm officially announcing my campaign to replace all staff and make me the new owner!

I am campaigning on two simple points:

1. I promise to continue visiting Poly as often as I have been. That's about 10 times in the last decade I believe. After 20 years of chilling out from my last iron fist reign on Poly staff, I've learnt the best moderation style is no moderation at all. Just let the kids fight it out and the strongest will survive.

2. My first act as moderator, will be to replace all of the fugly forum themes with a Panda theme! It'll be the best theme Poly has had since 1999.

Now, everyone go make some noise and make this happen!

[ZEE]

BU hasn't been here for a few days