Lula

[Serb]

Your articles drives me mad. We don't have any in our language.

[Buster Crabbe's Uncle]

Articles drive. -Something about plural agreement. (I failed those classes because I already read on college level and was too fluent a 'speaker' of the written language to need those rules - also lousy dumb English teachers.)

[Serb]

Thanks. I see my mistake now. It is obvious and not about articles at all.

(I know that rule, but do such mistakes over and over again).

[Buster Crabbe's Uncle]

I don't know why, but an article drives and articles drive you nuts.

[Serb]

Is not it a basic of English? How many times do you have - 26?
The only thing I remember is that He/She - drives, while they - drive.

[Serb]

In Soviet Russia we have just three times: past, present and future.

That makes things easier.

[Serb]

Good night, Uncle! Serb goes to bed.

[Serb]